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Lled
04-05-2005, 12:06
1. Can this story be verified? Should I believe this?
2. Was this woman jailed for excruciating stupidity?
3. Where can I get some of those cookies?
4. When's the movie coming out? And will J-Lo star?

Cherry
04-05-2005, 12:09
Chled!!
i thought you've just killed DJB

Lled
04-05-2005, 12:10
Chled!!
i thought you've just killed DJB

I have a way with thread titles.... pulls in the crowds...

plastique
04-05-2005, 12:19
to answer one of your questions, i REALLY don't think it's real becasue that is not the AP writing format......at least not the foramt that i studied...they don't usually use first names when referencing the subject...they'll write as ms. so and so..

but it is pretty darn funny

Lled
04-05-2005, 12:21
We could still make a movie though right?

Shatneresque
04-05-2005, 12:22
1. Can this story be verified? Should I believe this?
2. Was this woman jailed for excruciating stupidity?
3. Where can I get some of those cookies?
4. When's the movie coming out? And will J-Lo star?
Not cookies---ready-made biscuit dough, more like scones, moist and sticky to the touch. Used to have it at Seventh Continent, maybe they still do....

The whole thing sounds really fishy to me: It's just too stupid, even for a female Generation-X American California blonde.

I think Britney would be better for the part than J-Lo....

Are you sure this isn't another Onion article?! :suspect:

M-C
04-05-2005, 12:32
I liked the last sentence "Lisa is blonde" :rolleyes:

Lled
04-05-2005, 12:35
Having googled it, it appears to be a story that has been banging around for quite some time.

Probably started by Hal in 1998 or something when he had a kitkat break.

Regardless, it is hilarious and it should be a scene in a movie. Plastique, plse work on that.

Shatneresque
04-05-2005, 12:39
I liked the last sentence "Lisa is blonde"
Reminds me of a certain female I know.... :rolleyes:

Lled
04-05-2005, 12:40
Reminds me of a certain female I know.... :rolleyes:

Spill the beans, who?

TinyToes
04-05-2005, 12:44
same story happened to me once. you sure they had "Lisa" instead of "Tiny"?

Lled
04-05-2005, 12:46
same story happened to me once. you sure they had "Lisa" instead of "Tiny"?

Ok, go ahead, what hit you in the back of your head (or face?) that you thought was "brains"

TinyToes
04-05-2005, 12:52
Ok, go ahead, what hit you in the back of your head (or face?) that you thought was "brains"


I don't know what they told you, but I'm still sure I had my brains in my hands...

Very blonde TT

Lled
04-05-2005, 12:55
I don't know what they told you, but I'm still sure I had my brains in my hands...

Very blonde TT

ROFLMFAO

Halyavshik
04-05-2005, 13:01
1. Can this story be verified? Should I believe this?

Urban Legend. Details (http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm)

Lled
04-05-2005, 13:04
Urban Legend. Details (http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm)

So you DID do it during a kitkat break?

Halyavshik
04-05-2005, 13:04
So you DID do it during a kitkat break?

That's how these things get out of hand. It was a Snickers, and I was having a smoke.

Lled
04-05-2005, 13:07
That's how these things get out of hand. It was a Snickers, and I was having a smoke.

YOU smoked? Once again my whole belief system comes crumbling down in a tragic pile on the floor of The Alb, right next to the puddle of goop that is Bozzer.

Halyavshik
04-05-2005, 13:16
YOU smoked?

Still do. I'm a sucker for hacking coughs and bad breath.