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chunkyhunkymonkey
08-04-2005, 17:22
... come on then... i have an hour and ten mins til i can clock off for the weekend... anyone got any jokes, amusing musings etc to help pass the time?:confused:

Kseniya
08-04-2005, 17:25
should we dance for you as well (может еще и станцевать???)?:D

Ledka
08-04-2005, 17:28
Originally posted by Kseniya
should we dance for you as well (может еще и станцевать???)?:D

I left my costume at home, sorry

Fa-Q!
08-04-2005, 17:29
Yeah! Ledka can belly dance! I wanna see that! (boing!):eek:

Ledka
08-04-2005, 17:31
Originally posted by Fa-Q!
Yeah! Ledka can belly dance! I wanna see that! (boing!):eek:
:shhhhhh:

Kseniya
08-04-2005, 17:32
Originally posted by Ledka
I left my costume at home, sorry

me too:D

Shatneresque
08-04-2005, 17:36
A gorgeous woman climbs out of her hot tub on the roof of her 30-storey luxury apartment building. She stands there dripping wet and stark naked, admiring the city skyline, and suddenly slips on a wet tile, tumbling over the railing and starting to plummet to certain death far below.

She falls only three storeys before she's miraculously caught in the arms of a man standing out on his balcony. They stare at each other in amazement for a second. Then the man asks, "Do you s*ck?"

"No!" says the woman, shocked to have been propositioned so crudely. "Okay!" says the man, and lets her drop again.

She falls another three storeys and is again miraculously caught in the arms of another man out on a balcony. Again, they stare at each other in amazement before the man asks, "Do you f*ck?"

"No!!!" she replies, louder than the first time. "Okay!" says the second guy, who releases her again.

As she falls past the 20th floor, she begs God to please, please give her just one more chance. Sure enough, as she's about to pass the 18th floor, she finds herself miraculously in the arms of yet another man out standing on his balcony.

This time, she doesn't hesitate at all. "I s*ck! I f*ck!" she cries.

"Sl*t!" says the third guy, and lets her go.


:D :D :D :D :D

joners66
08-04-2005, 17:39
Whats the differnce between an egg and a W**K?
You can beat an egg...........................

Molotok
08-04-2005, 17:45
When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British
ambassador threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table
the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle: "What are you
most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame de Gaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer and no one
knew what to say next. Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and
said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'".

Cherokee
11-04-2005, 01:45
Originally posted by Fa-Q!
Yeah! Ledka can belly dance! I wanna see that! (boing!):eek:

Get in Line FaQ - I ordered the private show first:D

tiktokman
11-04-2005, 07:59
<<Admin>> - Post deleted.

tiktokman,

Such profanity is not permitted in the public forums, please keep it clean.

Regards

Admin

Ledka
11-04-2005, 10:39
Originally posted by Cherokee
Get in Line FaQ - I ordered the private show first:D

PRIVATE shows only for my future husband... The rest can be seen at a concert, so both of you guys are welcome! :)

Cherokee
11-04-2005, 12:16
Originally posted by Ledka
PRIVATE shows only for my future husband... The rest can be seen at a concert, so both of you guys are welcome! :)

So I guess I have to stick with the concert then! Why marry? Leasing is sooo much cheaper!;)

Ledka
11-04-2005, 13:46
Originally posted by Cherokee
So I guess I have to stick with the concert then! Why marry? Leasing is sooo much cheaper!;)

I always thought it was better to have your own property than to lease something by higher price and what will never belong to you...

Cherokee
11-04-2005, 13:47
Originally posted by Ledka
I always thought it was better to have your own property than to lease something by higher price and what will never belong to you...

yes Ledka, regarding property: true - but do you actually buy a whole cow to own it, when you like your daily glass of milk???:D :D :D

DJ Biscuit
11-04-2005, 13:48
My former property started sub letting to tenants without my knowledge or permission. :D

Cherokee
11-04-2005, 13:49
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
My former property started sub letting to tenants without my knowledge or permission. :D

You see DJ, thats why I believe in leasing - bc you can always return it:D

DJ Biscuit
11-04-2005, 13:51
I agree, and you're not responsible for repairs or alterations! :D

Plus if you see a newer property with a better remont you can move at short notice!:D

Ledka
11-04-2005, 13:54
ah, imperfect world, imperfect men

Cherokee
11-04-2005, 13:57
Originally posted by Ledka
ah, imperfect world, imperfect men

...show me a perfect woman and I might change my mind!:rolleyes:

Lled
11-04-2005, 13:58
Originally posted by Cherokee
...show me a perfect woman and I might change my mind!:rolleyes:

I found one this weekend but I don't share.

;)

DJ Biscuit
11-04-2005, 13:59
Originally posted by llednomis
I found one this weekend but I don't share.

;)

You say that now.....

Cherokee
11-04-2005, 14:00
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
I agree, and you're not responsible for repairs or alterations! :D

Plus if you see a newer property with a better remont you can move at short notice!:D

yep, not only that with a good service package from your dealer, you always have clean property and can change into a different model, it the old one doesn`t meet your expectations anymore!

Random
11-04-2005, 14:00
Originally posted by llednomis
I found one this weekend but I don't share.

;)


Obviously never played in the Premiership in the UK

:p

Cherokee
11-04-2005, 14:01
Originally posted by llednomis
I found one this weekend but I don't share.

;)

Oh congrats...does she have a younger sister by chance??

Lled
11-04-2005, 14:01
Originally posted by Random
Obviously never played in the Premiership in the UK

:p

Fine, OK, if the price is right...

Lled
11-04-2005, 14:02
Originally posted by llednomis
Fine, OK, if the price is right...

Interesting point actually, what price the perfect woman??

Ledka
11-04-2005, 14:02
Originally posted by Cherokee
...show me a perfect woman and I might change my mind!:rolleyes:

it depends on your understanding of "perfectness"

DJ Biscuit
11-04-2005, 14:03
There would have to be two. The perfect woman would allow you to have a lover but if your lover wasn't perfect she'd give you a hard time about your wife...

Lled
11-04-2005, 14:05
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
There would have to be two. The perfect woman would allow you to have a lover but if your lover wasn't perfect she'd give you a hard time about your wife...

It's an attitude towards sex and frivolity that singles them out. If they're low maintenance too, you got a winner.

Cherokee
11-04-2005, 14:05
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
There would have to be two. The perfect woman would allow you to have a lover but if your lover wasn't perfect she'd give you a hard time about your wife...

why only allow one lover??? I thought you are talking about the perfect woman :eh:

DJ Biscuit
11-04-2005, 14:09
Originally posted by llednomis
It's an attitude towards sex and frivolity that singles them out. If they're low maintenance too, you got a winner.

And you met this person this weekend?

Lled
11-04-2005, 14:12
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
And you met this person this weekend?

No, last weekend, mate. I'm not THAT fast.

;)

Random
11-04-2005, 14:12
Originally posted by llednomis
It's an attitude towards sex and frivolity that singles them out. If they're low maintenance too, you got a winner.

You been hanging out at the Boar House again ??????

Lled
11-04-2005, 14:13
Originally posted by Random
You been hanging out at the Boar House again ??????



:D :shame: :cry: :evilgrin:

DPG
11-04-2005, 14:13
I think you're confusing low maintenance and low price again, Random, old boy!!

Lled
11-04-2005, 14:14
Originally posted by DPG
I think you're confusing low maintenance and low price again, Random, old boy!!

LOL

Cherokee
11-04-2005, 14:16
Originally posted by DPG
I think you're confusing low maintenance and low price again, Random, old boy!!

But his requirement regarding the attitude towards sex and frivolity I do understand:D

Random
11-04-2005, 14:16
Originally posted by DPG
I think you're confusing low maintenance and low price again, Random, old boy!!

Glad someone is on the same wavelength as me !!!


:D

Cherokee
11-04-2005, 14:22
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Random
[B]Glad someone is on the same wavelength as me !!!

Hell yeahhhhh!:D