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TolkoRaz
29-05-2010, 15:40
Every night of the week, my neighbours keep me awake with very loud, and sometimes, violent sex making. :eek: Not only does it happen every morning, but every evening and goes well into the night :eek:

It is now beginning to effect my quality of life because I am loosing sleep. What should I do? :question:

Should I.........

Join them?
Try and compete with them 24/7?
Pretend to compete with them by playing porno films loudly all day long
Ignore them?
Buy a drum kit and a chain saw?

Any advice would be most welcome :10293:

PS. I have also realised that some people are getting a lot more than me! :(

yakspeare
29-05-2010, 15:54
organize a flash mob in your staircase who just clap at them as they come home together and a few people cheering.

shurale
29-05-2010, 16:21
start taking clarinet lessons. in your flat ofc.


Every night of the week, my neighbours keep me awake with very loud, and sometimes, violent sex making. :eek: Not only does it happen every morning, but every evening and goes well into the night :eek:

It is now beginning to effect my quality of life because I am loosing sleep. What should I do? :question:

Should I.........

Join them?
Try and compete with them 24/7?
Pretend to compete with them by playing porno films loudly all day long
Ignore them?
Buy a drum kit and a chain saw?

Any advice would be most welcome :10293:

PS. I have also realised that some people are getting a lot more than me! :(

Matt24
29-05-2010, 16:57
Before offering any advice. it might be prudent for all of us first to establish precisely where it is you live...

tvadim133
29-05-2010, 17:12
:)

I have got one letter in my post box (I wil not tell you ragarding what issue):

"Dear Neighbour!

Do not consider us to envy you!

We are gald for your achievements and interests, but may be you will think about your neighbours, who sometimes need quiet and peaceful enviorenment in the night, especialy during working week.

Best Regards,
Yours neighbours 3 floors above and 5 floors under.

Fibre
29-05-2010, 17:24
Before offering any advice. it might be prudent for all of us first to establish precisely where it is you live...

Agree. if U live in Russia, be happy, that there is sex here.

and be glad for this couple of lovers, who show such example. When another man hears loud moans behind the wall, he has the only desire - to do the same. If he hasn`t opportunity to realize the same, he nervous smokes....

It`s not so bad to be sultry, the problem is - we have thin walls, like a paper. We have not any sound insulation. As a result- everybody can discuss our private achievements, annoyed and indignanted at it

FlakeySnowballer
29-05-2010, 17:41
Every night of the week, my neighbours keep me awake with very loud, and sometimes, violent sex making. :eek: Not only does it happen every morning, but every evening and goes well into the night :eek:

It is now beginning to effect my quality of life because I am loosing sleep. What should I do? :question:

Should I.........

Join them?
Try and compete with them 24/7?
Pretend to compete with them by playing porno films loudly all day long
Ignore them?
Buy a drum kit and a chain saw?

Any advice would be most welcome :10293:

PS. I have also realised that some people are getting a lot more than me! :(

Call "uchactkovyi" because it is under the law to make a noise after 21.00 in week days. So policeman visit them and they will pay a forfeit.

Fibre
29-05-2010, 17:53
it`s useless to complain in Russia. U`ll get a pleasure during the process of complaining

tvadim133
29-05-2010, 17:54
Call "uchactkovyi" because it is under the law to make a noise after 21.00 in week days. So policeman visit them and they will pay a forfeit.

It is the first time in the hystory of Russia (not USSR), that people will be fined for sex at home (OK, noisy sex).

FlakeySnowballer
29-05-2010, 18:19
it`s useless to complain in Russia. U`ll get a pleasure during the process of complaining

No. Why? Our neighbor from the right side had a problem with the neighbor which is situated above so they (our neighbor) visited them and told that it was not good to make a noise in the evening, and if they didn't stop making noise police will visit them soon. The problem was solved and seems to me the neighbor above rents a flat unduly.

Fibre
29-05-2010, 18:33
No. Why? Our neighbor from the right side had a problem with the neighbor which is situated above so they (our neighbor) visited them and told that it was not good to make a noise in the evening, and if they didn't stop making noise police will visit them soon. The problem was solved and seems to me the neighbor above rents a flat unduly.

I suppose, sexual maniacs won`t be frightened that the police is coming, easier to agree with them - today we make a noise, tomorrow - it`s your turn))))

in a case when the police is coming, -this guys would be glad to take an advantage of helping such passionate couple))))

shurale
29-05-2010, 18:40
I guess it will become the most popular thread.
1. You an ask other neighbours if the sounds (noise) bothers them as well. Ask them if the offending neighbours rent or own the flat. Complain to the landlord/landlady, this usually solves many problems.
2. Petrov-Vodkin solves many problems in Russia. Or at least he used to when I lived there. Your neighbours should know his adress.
3. Write a letter to the police and say that you believe that your neighbours run an illegal brothel because the sounds of sex are heard more often than you think can be "normal".

BrandonL
29-05-2010, 19:22
Every night of the week, my neighbours keep me awake with very loud, and sometimes, violent sex making. :eek: Not only does it happen every morning, but every evening and goes well into the night :eek:

It is now beginning to effect my quality of life because I am loosing sleep. What should I do? :question:

Should I.........

Join them?
Try and compete with them 24/7?
Pretend to compete with them by playing porno films loudly all day long
Ignore them?
Buy a drum kit and a chain saw?

Any advice would be most welcome :10293:

PS. I have also realised that some people are getting a lot more than me! :(


Sorry, We'll try to keep the noise down next time.

My apologies

xfactor2000
29-05-2010, 19:51
Every night of the week, my neighbours keep me awake with very loud, and sometimes, violent sex making. :eek: Not only does it happen every morning, but every evening and goes well into the night :eek:

It is now beginning to effect my quality of life because I am loosing sleep. What should I do? :question:

Should I.........

Join them?
Try and compete with them 24/7?
Pretend to compete with them by playing porno films loudly all day long
Ignore them?
Buy a drum kit and a chain saw?

Any advice would be most welcome :10293:

PS. I have also realised that some people are getting a lot more than me! :(

Joining them seems like a really good idea. if you can't beat them...:lick:

TolkoRaz
29-05-2010, 21:02
Before offering any advice. it might be prudent for all of us first to establish precisely where it is you live...

LOL! :) It could be YOU! :p

Strangers in the Night...................................... ;)

TolkoRaz
29-05-2010, 21:06
I suppose, sexual maniacs won`t be frightened that the police is coming, easier to agree with them - today we make a noise, tomorrow - it`s your turn))))

in a case when the police is coming, -this guys would be glad to take an advantage of helping such passionate couple))))

I understand that when the police have been requested to visit the flat, they have been asked if they could loan their handcuffs to spice up the already spicy sex sessions! :eek:

TolkoRaz
29-05-2010, 21:07
Sorry, We'll try to keep the noise down next time.

My apologies

Don't worry, its not you! There is normally a woman, or women, involved! :p

Yaakov1
29-05-2010, 21:36
All of the above of what OP mentioned.

yakspeare
29-05-2010, 22:18
get a t-shirt and walk past them, have it read either:

I taught her how to do that thing you like

or

I taught her how to fake the orgasms you seem to enjoy.


see how long they last...

davilan
29-05-2010, 22:52
two words:

EAR PLUGS!

Yaakov1
29-05-2010, 23:08
two words:

EAR PLUGS!

Yes they actually work, i used to use them.

BrandonL
30-05-2010, 00:02
Don't worry, its not you! There is normally a woman, or women, involved! :p

Yeah it's usually my girlfriend, her friend, and I experimenting ;)

TolkoRaz
30-05-2010, 00:19
Yeah it's usually my girlfriend, her friend, and I experimenting ;)

I think you mean sexperimenting? :bookworm:

Willy
30-05-2010, 00:38
I suppose, sexual maniacs won`t be frightened that the police is coming, easier to agree with them - today we make a noise, tomorrow - it`s your turn))))

in a case when the police is coming, -this guys would be glad to take an advantage of helping such passionate couple))))



That's right!

I was only doing my duty as a good citizen, trying my hardest to add one more soul to Russia!

Right now I think you could f**k any place at any time and get away with it.

Like there is something to "get away" with.


You do it,

We all do it,

I just did it and I'm ready to do it again!


F**K for Russia!

TolkoRaz
30-05-2010, 00:51
Lets arrange a F*ckathon! :12115:

TolkoRaz
30-05-2010, 00:52
.............or a F*ckfest :fireworks:

Willy
30-05-2010, 00:57
Lets arrange a F*ckathon! :12115:


Maybe tomorrow,


You know little willy wants to, but big Willy needs sleep.

TolkoRaz
30-05-2010, 00:59
Where theres a Willy, theres always a way! ;)

shurale
30-05-2010, 02:28
They say demographic situation in Russia is bad. My sympathies are with those people who improve it, not those who are too cheap to buy a decent pair of ear plugs.

Kraven Morehead
30-05-2010, 04:41
Put it on 1-900 number and make profit

Ask for video feed, make more profit.



Advice from Doug Steele

Matt24
30-05-2010, 09:07
Don't worry, its not you! There is normally a woman, or women, involved! :p

Nasty! well done

Benedikt
30-05-2010, 09:28
..I assume you will know where to look for 'YOU(r)PORN' :idea:
and turn it just on very loud. the moaning and groaning of a whole GROUP will just make them green with envy. and maybe they will invite you to THEIR party?

Angym
30-05-2010, 11:28
Every night of the week, my neighbours keep me awake with very loud, and sometimes, violent sex making. :eek: Not only does it happen every morning, but every evening and goes well into the night :eek:
(

Maybe they revenge :ak:you? U should analyze your previous behavior, especially during a night … :11721:

davilan
30-05-2010, 11:47
"Every night of the week, my neighbours keep me awake with very loud, and sometimes, violent sex making. Not only does it happen every morning, but every evening and goes well into the night"


2 more words:

SELL TICKETS!

TolkoRaz
30-05-2010, 20:39
two words:

EAR PLUGS!

Pardon!

TolkoRaz
30-05-2010, 20:41
Maybe they revenge :ak:you? U should analyze your previous behavior, especially during a night :11721:

Sadly, there is nothing to analyze! :brush:

le.lwin
30-05-2010, 20:57
TolkoRaz.....


Join them :))))........

Angym
30-05-2010, 21:44
Sadly, there is nothing to analyze! :brush:

Yes, it is really sadly )

davilan
31-05-2010, 00:43
"Originally Posted by davilan View Post

two words:

EAR PLUGS!

Pardon! "

Does this mean you don't understand? You should be able to buy ear plugs where they sell electric tools that make noise. They are cheap, usually rubber or other synthetic material you put in your ear to block out noise. They are only a little larger than the hole in your ear so there's no problem sleeping with them.

TolkoRaz
31-05-2010, 00:48
Ah yes, they are the ones which will not only stop me from hearing my over sexed neighbours and the constant roar of Moscow's traffic, but also the fire alarm whilst I am asleep! :duhhhh:

shurale
31-05-2010, 01:14
Ah yes, they are the ones which will not only stop me from hearing my over sexed neighbours and the constant roar of Moscow's traffic, but also the fire alarm whilst I am asleep! :duhhhh:

Another option is not o clean your ears. Once you accumulate sufficient amount of ear wax you won't be bothered by the sounds your neighbours make.
Also, you could swap flats with some expats/Russians. I am sure quite many people would like to hear what you have to hear at night.
Have you considered working night shifts?

le.lwin
31-05-2010, 01:22
Shurale.......MAADDDDD COMMENT :))))........LOL

tzaritsa
31-05-2010, 01:36
May be they(neihgbors) are waching porno every evening?Just gipotesa:tv:

TolkoRaz
31-05-2010, 02:09
Another option is not o clean your ears. Once you accumulate sufficient amount of ear wax you won't be bothered by the sounds your neighbours make.
Also, you could swap flats with some expats/Russians. I am sure quite many people would like to hear what you have to hear at night.
Have you considered working night shifts?

And using the ear wax to make candles? :10293:

is4fun
31-05-2010, 17:10
Agree. if U live in Russia, be happy, that there is sex here.

and be glad for this couple of lovers, who show such example. When another man hears loud moans behind the wall, he has the only desire - to do the same. If he hasn`t opportunity to realize the same, he nervous smokes....

It`s not so bad to be sultry, the problem is - we have thin walls, like a paper. We have not any sound insulation. As a result- everybody can discuss our private achievements, annoyed and indignanted at it

I agree. :)

AussieinMoscow
31-05-2010, 20:11
I'm loving this thread, there are some good ideas here!
I would try to compete with them, although I doubt it would work.
You could try starting up an awkward conversation with one of them, probably the girl. Say things like "wow, your sex life sounds incredible, whats your secret?" Maybe mention that you live further away then next door, for example "I hear you guys from the first floor!" Ofcourse you could just ask them to be quite, thats not as fun though.
I know that would make most people a little self conscious about the noise level...... maybe....
:shhhhhh:

MickeyTong
31-05-2010, 20:25
Buy a small gift for your neighbours.....a ball-gag.

davilan
31-05-2010, 22:52
I can't believe anyone suggested buying porn...cut a hole in the ceiling and stick a camera through for all the free porn you can want-THEN open an internet site and charge money for the daily live sex feeds-that's the difference between Russians and Americans-you hear someone keeping you awake-I see a business opportunity!

is4fun
01-06-2010, 00:43
I can't believe anyone suggested buying porn...cut a hole in the ceiling and stick a camera through for all the free porn you can want-THEN open an internet site and charge money for the daily live sex feeds-that's the difference between Russians and Americans-you hear someone keeping you awake-I see a business opportunity!

Are you franchising? Sounds like spam to me. lol

shurale
01-06-2010, 00:47
Are your neighbours a married couple or a small hippie commune?

TolkoRaz
01-06-2010, 10:43
Are your neighbours a married couple or a small hippie commune?

I don't believe they are married; they are having far too much s*x to be a married couple :bookworm:

shurale
01-06-2010, 16:34
I don't believe they are married; they are having far too much s*x to be a married couple :bookworm:

This matter is serious and should be taken seriously... Can you find out where your neighbours work?

Nika0077
01-06-2010, 16:46
Every night of the week, my neighbours keep me awake with very loud, and sometimes, violent sex making. :eek: Not only does it happen every morning, but every evening and goes well into the night :eek:

It is now beginning to effect my quality of life because I am loosing sleep. What should I do? :question:

Should I.........

Join them?
Try and compete with them 24/7?
Pretend to compete with them by playing porno films loudly all day long
Ignore them?
Buy a drum kit and a chain saw?

Any advice would be most welcome :10293:

PS. I have also realised that some people are getting a lot more than me! :(
Fall in love and forget about them!
:piano:

TolkoRaz
01-06-2010, 16:51
This matter is serious and should be taken seriously... Can you find out where your neighbours work?

I am not sure they work; I think they go to 'work' to catch up on lost sleep! ;)

shurale
01-06-2010, 17:40
Bill Clinton didn't get away with extramarital sex, why should your neighbors go on with that abomination?
Write a letter to their employers and tell what they commit. Find out if there are good Christians in your house (I hope you already know that), get your church members to help you as well, and picket outside of the house with posters "Stop Fornication in Our House!", "God hates Fornicators!", and well, your church elders and good neighbours will think up something.
"Peace shall prevail".

tvadim133
01-06-2010, 17:52
Bill Clinton didn't get away with extramarital sex, why should your neighbors go on with that abomination?
Write a letter to their employers and tell what they commit. Find out if there are good Christians in your house (I hope you already know that), get your church members to help you as well, and picket outside of the house with posters "Stop Fornication in Our House!", "God hates Fornicators!", and well, your church elders and good neighbours will think up something.
"Peace shall prevail".

Do you always react like that in Prague? :)

shurale
01-06-2010, 18:07
Do you always react like that in Prague? :)

My neighbours are quite peaceful, T.G.
Anyway, the weather is lousy over here and usually I drink coffee when it is bleak like today, but I'm trying to abstain and perhaps I will go after all and make myself a good cup of coffee.
TolkoRaz, if you decide to use my idea with the picketting, please make a documentary and post some photos.

davilan
01-06-2010, 20:34
"Are you franchising? Sounds like spam to me"

If I were spamming I would have put up a URL. But since the URL has S-E-X in it:

watchtheupsatirsneighborshave sex.ru

seesexinthecityallnight.com

I think the sex part will be censored by this board and no one will get the correct link...so NO it's not spam.

What is up with THAT anyway? This is supposed to be a board for NON Russians-why are there Soviet censors here?

I am trying to register:

myorgasmneighbors.ru
screamoutload.com
watchthroughtheholeinthefloor.uk

Then I can come back and spam you...

Yunona
03-06-2010, 07:52
I had neighbours like that. Luckily, during winter holiday only. They must have been visitors, not permanent residents, fortunately.
with those cardboard walls it was impossible to identify where all that noise was coming from! as neighbours in flats next to mine have babies or small kids, so I didn't suspect them:-)
it used to be really disturbing, I couldn't read, work, sometimes woke up at night. I had to turn TV up to watch a movie. and they were always doing it according to the same script! what a drag!
it got boring and disturbing at the same time!)))

FlakeySnowballer
03-06-2010, 19:42
17879

NotMe
03-06-2010, 19:54
17879

Brilliant!:D

Where did you find this? ;)

shurale
03-06-2010, 19:59
Tolko, when they start doing it again, you should sing Why don't we do it on the road
As loudly as you can!

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

FlakeySnowballer
03-06-2010, 20:00
Brilliant!:D

Where did you find this? ;)

I found it via vkontakte.ru. This is a real notice not a fake

NotMe
03-06-2010, 20:08
I found it via vkontakte.ru. This is a real notice not a fake


OF COURSE! :)