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Braders
08-04-2005, 12:31
;)

Shirley
08-04-2005, 16:53
whats the odds

MoscowGooner
08-04-2005, 16:54
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Brilliant!! :D

boscoe
08-04-2005, 16:56
...

DJ Biscuit
08-04-2005, 17:01
PMFSL!!!


:D :D :D

He looks so erudite as well!

Shirley
08-04-2005, 17:04
gan on you lot have another gop at us educated geordies

MoscowGooner
08-04-2005, 17:10
Here is a clip of the action.

http://hem.bredband.net/jenslindmark/bowyer_vs_dyer.mpg

I reckon without a pair of good feet those scums would be digging holes in the streets of Yorkshire.

What a disgrace..

Anyone knows how much those two are on? 50 grand a week for Dyer and 30 for Bowyer?

Shirley
08-04-2005, 17:16
so you lot are angels like ---- not to mention mr viere & his french pals

boscoe
08-04-2005, 17:21
Originally posted by Shirley
gan on you lot have another gop at us educated geordies

I didn't want to share this but as you asked....


40,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid"

Convention.

Alan Shearer says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that

Geordies are not stupid.

Can I have a volunteer?" Kieron Dyer gingerly works his way through the

crowd and steps up to the stage.

Shearer asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds Dyer says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 40,000 Geordies start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him

another chance!"

Shearer says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 40,000 of

you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast

media here, I think We can give him another chance." So he asks, "What

is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"

Shearer is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh

- everyone is disheartened - Dyer starts crying and the 40,000 geordies

begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!

GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Shearer, unsure whether or not he is doing

more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance --

What is 2 plus 2?" Kieran closes his eyes, and after a whole minute

eventually says, "Four?" Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out

as all 40,000 geordies jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their

feet and scream... "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"


(Donít you just love self deprecating humour)

MoscowGooner
08-04-2005, 17:24
obviously not angels but that was a hilarious moment anyway. In hindsight, Can't imagine how that would have turned out had u lots bought Shrek and kept Bellamy along :D .

A well deserved win last night though, congrats.

I still believe Shearer should call it a day and leave this year.

Shirley
08-04-2005, 17:25
boscoe you are dead meat

boscoe
08-04-2005, 17:31
why, didn't you think he should have had another chance?