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chunkyhunkymonkey
17-03-2005, 17:13
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4357369.stm

DJ Biscuit
17-03-2005, 17:17
Packs of twelve?

The only time you feel up to doing it three times is just before the first! :D

Shatneresque
17-03-2005, 17:21
"Properly used, condoms are always the best protection against HIV and many other sexually transmitted infections."

Right. Except for strictly monogamous relationships or (*shudder*) abstinence. :shame:

"If a condom has broken during sex, getting health advice swiftly can still prevent pregnancy or transmission of HIV."

Oh, really?!? And how does that one work, eh? :suspect:

Random
17-03-2005, 17:28
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
Packs of twelve?

One for every month ?

Cherry
17-03-2005, 17:37
Originally posted by Random
One for every month ?

:)

CaveMan
17-03-2005, 17:42
Originally posted by Shatneresque
"If a condom has broken during sex, getting health advice swiftly can still prevent pregnancy or transmission of HIV."

Oh, really?!? And how does that one work, eh? :suspect: [/B]

Doctor: You are f**ked my son !!

Shatneresque
17-03-2005, 17:49
A guy walks into a drugstore late on a Friday afternoon and asks for a dozen twelve-packs of condoms. The druggist puts them into a bag and the guy pays for them and walks out.

First thing Monday morning, the guy comes storming back into the drugstore and confronts the druggist.

"You know what," he says, "I was in here just before you closed on Friday and I asked for a dozen twelve-packs of condoms. But when I got home, I found out you only put eleven twelve-packs into the bag!"

"I'm so sorry sir," says the druggist. "I hope I didn't spoil your weekend!"



:D :D :D :D :D

chunkyhunkymonkey
17-03-2005, 17:53
President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "my people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
"Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.
"I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Yeltsin.
"No problem," replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor....you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each one.

chunkyhunkymonkey
17-03-2005, 18:02
Here we go... condom joke thread now!

What did the penis say to the condom?
Cover me up I'm goin' in!

What do you call grit in a condom?
An organ grinder.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.

Polia Ivanova
17-03-2005, 18:11
Originally posted by Random
One for every month ?

Tesco was selling pack of 12 - buy one get one free. I grabbed it but the brands were not the counterfit ones - Pleasurex and Sensations. Spring, you know...:iloveyou:

Shatneresque
17-03-2005, 18:16
Originally posted by Polia Ivanova
Spring, you know...:iloveyou:
>Spring is here, spring is here!
Life is kittles and life is beer!
I think that the loveliest time of the year is the spring!
I do! Don't you?
'Course you do!<


:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Random
17-03-2005, 18:21
Originally posted by Polia Ivanova
Tesco was selling pack of 12 - buy one get one free. I grabbed it but the brands were not the counterfit ones - Pleasurex and Sensations. Spring, you know...:iloveyou:

Thats enough for 2 years !! Whats the sell by dates on them ??

:confused: