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Lled
16-03-2005, 14:49
Make up a caption, the winner gets a beer bought for him/her by Boscoe

Lled
16-03-2005, 15:48
umm, perhaps i shoulda stuck this in "bardak"?

Alex
16-03-2005, 15:50
Originally posted by llednomis
umm, perhaps i shoulda stuck this in "bardak"?

excelent picture though, will make a great screen-saver on some lucky computer

DJ Biscuit
16-03-2005, 15:52
''The French contribution to the war effort was teaching the Allies how to French Kiss''

Lled
16-03-2005, 15:52
Originally posted by Alex
excelent picture though, will make a great screen-saver on some lucky computer

no way this goes on my desktop, that'd kill my reputation with da girls in the office.

Shatneresque
16-03-2005, 15:56
"Mmmmmmmmm! My horoscope said I'd meet somebody in uniform today!"
"No kidding?! Mine said I'd for sure meet someone tall, dark, and handsome!"
"Hey! Settle for two out of three...?"
"Tease!"


:D :D :D :D :D

Lled
16-03-2005, 15:56
"The brief stop in fighting to allow for the traditional Christmas dance on the front lines was an opportunity for Vladimir and Hans to renew their friendship before they got back to slaughtering each other indicriminately"

Alex
16-03-2005, 15:57
Originally posted by llednomis
no way this goes on my desktop, that'd kill my reputation with da girls in the office.

are they young enough?:D

aysihsK
16-03-2005, 15:57
Originally posted by llednomis
no way this goes on my desktop, that'd kill my reputation with da girls in the office.
could you enlighten what kind of reputation is that? ;):D

Lled
16-03-2005, 15:58
"Listen, Igor, you really don't want to be running around in that girlie embroidered tunic, you'll attract attention from all sorts...."

Lled
16-03-2005, 16:00
Originally posted by aysihsK
could you enlighten what kind of reputation is that? ;):D

My delusional, dreamt-up reputation.

Are you enlightened now?

:devil:

aysihsK
16-03-2005, 16:01
llednomis ;) if only a bit :rolleyes: to learn more bout delusions and dreams would help better though :p

Lled
16-03-2005, 16:04
Originally posted by aysihsK
llednomis ;) if only a bit :rolleyes: to learn more bout delusions and dreams would help better though :p

i'll need translation service for that one

:confused:

Random
16-03-2005, 16:05
Chewing gum shortage continues ...

sparky
16-03-2005, 16:07
did you eat garlic...........

Lled
16-03-2005, 16:08
"Freddie Mercury, in a fetching little number from Harvey Nicks, raced onto the battlefield and planted a big juicy one on Fritz for asking him if he wanted to ride his bicycle"

Alex
16-03-2005, 16:10
I think this is a begining of a beutiful friendship....

aysihsK
16-03-2005, 16:12
Originally posted by llednomis
i'll need translation service for that one

:confused:

oops :shame: you know I read it and was confused myself :shame:
what I meant to say that more details would've made it MORE enlightening :D vateva :p





PS :hooray: will hire a translator! wages are fair! PM for additional info! :D

DJ Biscuit
16-03-2005, 16:13
'Ivan sensed all was lost as he headed to the front, Vladimir's eyes stayed open now when they kissed.'

'Olga blew her cover disguised as a man when she threw herself at the young handsome officer'

Random
16-03-2005, 16:16
Do you think anyone will see us ???

Fa-Q!
16-03-2005, 16:18
"On a bright, sunny spring afternoon llednomis decides to come out of the closet by starting a thread on expat.ru entitled 'Hey everybody! I'm gay!' At the last minute, he chickens out and decides to test the waters first by posting this homosexual picture which hangs on his bedroom wall and waiting to see the reaction it causes.":D

Lled
16-03-2005, 16:18
Originally posted by Random
Do you think anyone will see us ???

that's good damnit

DJ Biscuit
16-03-2005, 16:19
Fa-Q,say what? :confused:

'The best bit about being a customs officer for Ivan were some of the more unusual bribes he got'

Random
16-03-2005, 16:20
Oleg decides the snowballing he'd read about wasn't as much fun as it seems ....

Lled
16-03-2005, 16:21
Originally posted by Fa-Q!
"On a bright, sunny spring afternoon llednomis decides to come out of the closet by starting a thread on expat.ru entitled 'Hey everybody! I'm gay!' At the last minute, he chickens out and decides to test the waters first by posting this homosexual picture which hangs on his bedroom wall and waiting to see the reaction it causes.":D

nice try Fa-Q (=Freguently A Queer)

"Fa-Q was absolutely devastated when he noticed that Friedrich again smellt of Coco Chanel, which, as everyone in the brigade knew, was Johann's favourite perfume"

sparky
16-03-2005, 16:33
“simon, noooooooooooooooo…………..I meant grab my riffle butt”

Lled
16-03-2005, 16:47
Originally posted by ElectricDave
“simon, noooooooooooooooo…………..I meant grab my riffle butt”

also very good.

anyone know what the real caption says?

Alex
16-03-2005, 17:00
Originally posted by llednomis
also very good.

anyone know what the real caption says?

"our army is an army of.... (i dont know) party members"
or something like that.....

Shatneresque
16-03-2005, 17:00
Originally posted by llednomis
anyone know what the real caption says?
It's a quote by Josef Stalin: "Our army is an army of mustered* workers!"

Translated into Ukrainian...or Belarussian?


*And NOT "mustard"!

sparky
16-03-2005, 17:04
Originally posted by Shatneresque
It's a quote by Josef Stalin: "Our army is an army of mustered* workers!"


*And NOT "mustard"!
nah, it is "our army is an army of puffter workers"

DJ Biscuit
16-03-2005, 17:04
Our Army is an Army of liberation of The Workers/oppressed

(Belorussian I think)

Random
16-03-2005, 17:05
Our Army enjoy's camping out !

Shatneresque
16-03-2005, 17:05
Originally posted by ElectricDave
nah, it is "our army is an army of puffter workers"
"Rule Number 1: NO POOFTERS!"

DJ Biscuit
16-03-2005, 17:06
Our Army is the Liberating army of the workers. (Like workers liberation army)

Lled
16-03-2005, 17:08
"our army is an army or liberators" is what it says according to the russians in my office

Random
16-03-2005, 17:08
You sure its not an early recruiting poster for the Village People ??

sparky
16-03-2005, 17:09
Originally posted by Random
You sure its not an early recruiting poster for the Village People ??

or the village idiot

Shatneresque
16-03-2005, 17:10
Originally posted by Shatneresque
It's a quote by Josef Stalin: "Our army is an army of mustered workers!"
Or maybe "Our army is an elite army of workers." I think that's probably it, eh? :suspect:

Lled
16-03-2005, 17:10
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
Our Army is the Liberating army of the workers. (Like workers liberation army)

so what in god's name are they doing snogging eachother? this is way before the sexual revolution...i mean really, is this the image stalin was actually trying to send out to the world, that his tough army-type lads were out there playing tongue hockey with the cossacks and the huns??? well i don't see why we were all so scared of these pansies in hindsight...

DJ Biscuit
16-03-2005, 17:12
There's liberation and there's liberation.

Woman's Lib, gay peasant and soldier lib....

sparky
16-03-2005, 17:12
Originally posted by llednomis
so what in god's name are they doing snogging eachother? this is way before the sexual revolution...i mean really, is this the image stalin was actually trying to send out to the world, that his tough army-type lads were out there playing tongue hockey with the cossacks and the huns??? well i don't see why we were all so scared of these pansies in hindsight...

He is just pleased to have been liberated

The old "is that a riffle in your napsack or are you just pleased to see me routine....."

DJ Biscuit
16-03-2005, 17:13
Caption;

'A real Soviet UNION'

Lled
16-03-2005, 17:17
...the exile... i say as it'd become another of their "gratuitous photos with the editor" efforts to fill another bottom corner of a page...comes to think of it it looks a bit like him doesn't it???

P.I.M.P.
16-03-2005, 17:35
..

DJ Biscuit
16-03-2005, 17:36
''Help me I'm melting''

P.I.M.P.
16-03-2005, 17:39
Uzhas :)

CaveMan
17-03-2005, 17:30
Originally posted by llednomis
no way this goes on my desktop, that'd kill my reputation with da girls in the office.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Reputation...with girls in da office.....HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lled
17-03-2005, 17:40
Originally posted by CaveMan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Reputation...with girls in da office.....HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Looks like we have a competition winner here...

Ask Boscoe for a beer.

:drink:

Alex
17-03-2005, 17:49
Originally posted by llednomis
Looks like we have a competition winner here...

Ask Boscoe for a beer.

:drink:
how about "kravi ze hachi achi" remember this one?

Lled
17-03-2005, 17:55
Originally posted by Alex
how about "kravi ze hachi achi" remember this one?

what does THAT mean ???

Alex
17-03-2005, 18:10
Originally posted by llednomis
what does THAT mean ???

it's in hebrew, thought u'd understand
(it's an army slogan that calls to join the fighting forces)
but never mind..... :)
(it was supposed to be funnier)

Sheepy
17-03-2005, 20:43
Boris was soon to discover that the army's definition of 'camp' had nothing to do with tents!

plastique
17-03-2005, 21:02
well, at least it's soldiers snogging and not a bunch of seamen...

speaking of VIllage People....IN the NAvy