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Willy
14-04-2010, 23:22
Just an idea I had but I don't know how it will go over here.


Let's bring Mickey Tong to Moscow!

How many people here would like to meet Mickey, raise your hands.

Okay you can put them down now. Well it seems like a lot.


I think Mickey would come but may think a ticket to Moscow a little wee bit much. So here's what we do. We just pass around a hat and everyone puts in a few bucks and boom Mickey's on a plane to Moscow.

So what do you say?

Bring Mickey to Moscow?

MickeyTong
15-04-2010, 01:25
Golly Gosh and Gee Wizz, Willy.............what can I say?























A Saab Turbo would be nice, too..............

nbogaard
15-04-2010, 07:06
I think it's a great idea. I only want to know when he's coming so that I'll be in town.

trebor
15-04-2010, 07:32
We just pass around a hat and everyone puts in a few bucks and boom Mickey's on a plane to Moscow...................

Get the bus it's cheaper. He could bring the missus as well then! ;)

J.D.
15-04-2010, 07:40
First Prize: A trip to Moscow.

Second Prize:A trip to Moscow with the missus.

BrandonL
15-04-2010, 07:48
First Prize: A trip to Moscow.

Second Prize:A trip to Moscow with the missus.

Third prize A trip to Moscow with the missus and kids.

Willy
15-04-2010, 08:10
First Prize: A trip to Moscow.

Second Prize:A trip to Moscow with the missus.


He's smarter than that, he knows not to get the misses any where near me.

Willy
16-04-2010, 22:30
This is not going too good.



:zoom:

martpark
16-04-2010, 23:38
I have a jar full of kopeks. I think they are worth at least 10 rubles.

MissAnnElk
17-04-2010, 01:29
I keep finding rubles.

Plus, I still have the keys to my old Moscow apartment. It's empty, but I could send them along . . .

MickeyTong
17-04-2010, 13:08
This is not going too good.



:zoom:



It was a great idea, Willy, and it deserves a much more enthusiastic response.

My self esteem has taken a
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Willy
18-04-2010, 00:55
I have a jar full of kopeks. I think they are worth at least 10 rubles.


Great now if we can just find 5000 more people like you!


Okay we're up to 10 rubles Mickey!


Let's keep it rolling in!!!!

MickeyTong
18-04-2010, 16:04
Forget the plane ticket, Willy. Just get me the Saab and I'll drive there.

Willy
18-04-2010, 20:10
Forget the plane ticket, Willy. Just get me the Saab and I'll drive there.



No we're gonna do this even if it's just 10 rubles at a time.



Anyone else got 10 rubles for Mickey's ticket?

nbogaard
19-04-2010, 07:37
No we're gonna do this even if it's just 10 rubles at a time.



Anyone else got 10 rubles for Mickey's ticket?

I already said I'm in.

Willy
19-04-2010, 11:08
I already said I'm in.




Great now we're up to 20 rubles!


Thank you very much!


See Mickey, we'll get there, or should I say get you here.

Judge
19-04-2010, 11:18
I'll feel extra generous today..Put me down for a 100ru.

nbogaard
19-04-2010, 13:36
I'll feel extra generous today..Put me down for a 100ru.

I'll see your hundred and raise a hundred!

Judge
19-04-2010, 13:40
I'll see your hundred and raise a hundred!



The Judge makes an instant call.:D

Willy
23-04-2010, 00:15
The Judge makes an instant call.:D



Ok we 220 rubles! YEAH!!!!! Do I hear 320?


Keep it coming people bring Mickey to Moscow!

is4fun
23-04-2010, 00:37
What about the bus? Has anyone ever thought of bringing him here by bus?

Judge
28-04-2010, 23:15
100 more rubies more from the Judge....
I will even sort out Mr Tongs invites to the Motherland

Come on Willy ...keep the thread going..:thumbsup:

Judge
28-04-2010, 23:17
What about the bus? Has anyone ever thought of bringing him here by bus?


3 days on the bus from Scotland.:focus:

Willy
30-04-2010, 02:04
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pjw
02-05-2010, 00:58
I'll pay you per mile Mickey. In rubles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI

BrandonL
02-05-2010, 01:15
I'll donate a cool 1000 rubles to this cause!

Willy
02-05-2010, 02:06
Bring Mickey to Moscow!

is4fun
05-05-2010, 00:41
YouTube- Subdivisions - Rush

MickeyTong
05-05-2010, 01:00
Bring Mickey to Moscow!

Willy..........it looks like I'll be seeing you in about 2037. If there are still restrictions on the volume of liquids we can take onto a plane my leg-bag could be a problem.

Actually, don't corpses have to go into the baggage hold?

is4fun
05-05-2010, 01:15
Willy..........it looks like I'll be seeing you in about 2037. If there are still restrictions on the volume of liquids we can take onto a plane my leg-bag could be a problem.

Actually, don't corpses have to go into the baggage hold?

Corpses in the baggage hold? Too funny! I fly with them all the time. :)

Judge
05-05-2010, 01:49
What about the bus? Has anyone ever thought of bringing him here by bus?

I go back on what I said before.. Your post above could be the best option..:5387:

MickeyTong
05-05-2010, 02:13
Ah, c'mon, Judge. I am an Englishman - I have standards.

Judge
05-05-2010, 02:35
I thought you was from up north....A jolly boys bus ride through Europe should be fun..:agree:

We are trying our best, the bus is one option.. There is the train..:thumbsup:

MickeyTong
05-05-2010, 02:59
From where I live even flying is a 2-day experience.

MickeyTong
05-05-2010, 03:02
Corpses in the baggage hold? Too funny! I fly with them all the time. :)

That's it, everyone. He said it himself: is4fun flies with a stiffie.

Willy
06-05-2010, 00:45
Okay we doing good!


We need a place for Mickey to stay while he's here.


Anyone have room?

MickeyTong
06-05-2010, 00:49
Anyone have room?

I could even share a bed with the right person.

Willy
06-05-2010, 00:58
I could even share a bed with the right person.


You may have to, since the airfare is not going as quickly as I hoped.



I think we'll have to auction you off to the highest, bidding, female member.

MickeyTong
06-05-2010, 01:01
Willy - I like the way you think.

Willy
06-05-2010, 01:08
Willy - I like the way you think.





You know she can do anything she wants with you.

MickeyTong
06-05-2010, 01:15
You know she can do anything she wants with you.

No strapons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Willy
06-05-2010, 01:24
No strapons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I was thinking of the dishes, cooking, cleaning.


You have time, just start with little finger then work your way up to the thumb, when you get to two fingers let's us know and we'll open the bidding for male members.

Great!


Let the bidding begin!

MickeyTong
06-05-2010, 01:28
I

You have time, just start with little finger then work your way up to the thumb, when you get to two fingers let's us know and we'll open the bidding for male members.



Now I'm not so keen on the way you think.

Willy
06-05-2010, 01:42
Now I'm not so keen on the way you think.



Okay then just women and no strapons.

But it will take a lot longer that way.




Ok girls let's get it going!



Who wants to be the first to bid on a fine Scotsman!





:cheerleader:

Willy
07-05-2010, 15:27
Anybody?



:11721:

FatAndy
07-05-2010, 15:57
No free rooms but once upon a time when my British boss arrived to Moscow at high season w/o hotel booking in advance, I've settled him to jockey hotel of horse riding complex "Bitsa":
http://www.kskbitsa.ru/hotel/lux/index.php
Nice fresh air, separate hot water supply (it was at summer ;)) plus 2 rooms for 5600 rub/night - he was happy.

nbogaard
07-05-2010, 16:06
C'mon Willy, tell them they get a certificate of title too!

Willy
07-05-2010, 19:23
C'mon Willy, tell them they get a certificate of title too!



That's right too,they do get one.

His ass is yours!


I don't mean that literally, he draws the line at strapons.


But I'm sure they could do what ever they, like as long as Mickey likes it.


Come on, you get to have a guy in a kilt to hang with. Who wouldn't like that?

in lieu of flowers
07-05-2010, 19:52
throw in a bagpipe and single malt and I'll consider...

nbogaard
07-05-2010, 20:09
throw in a bagpipe and single malt and I'll consider...

Okay, we're getting some interest, now. Mickey or Willy, if you can get the kilt, I'm good for a bottle of very nice single malt. With the single malt added, we may get some guys bidding...but guys, neither strap ons nor original equipment.

in lieu of flowers
07-05-2010, 20:12
heeey... single malt was my personal request... per... soooo... nnnal... where did 'some guys' come in?

nbogaard
07-05-2010, 20:17
heeey... single malt was my personal request... per... soooo... nnnal... where did 'some guys' come in?

Listen, we have to do what we can to get Mickey here. Whatever it takes.

cheflgf
07-05-2010, 20:32
ill cover mickeys first meal in moscow .and ill be in for 5oo rub,come on let get mickey to moscow

in lieu of flowers
07-05-2010, 20:54
Listen, we have to do what we can to get Mickey here. Whatever it takes.

he'll have to blow into that bagpipe really hard, you know that, right?

MickeyTong
07-05-2010, 21:03
throw in a bagpipe and single malt and I'll consider...

Bagpipes - no chance. But I'd bring a bottle of Glenmorangie, or two.

MickeyTong
07-05-2010, 21:05
His ass is yours!




No. It. Isn't.

in lieu of flowers
07-05-2010, 21:13
one kilted Englishman, three bottles of Scotch, no bagpipe... hmm... sounds like you marketing exclusively to a male audience, gentlemen...

MickeyTong
07-05-2010, 21:41
... hmm... sounds like you marketing exclusively to a male audience, gentlemen...

No, no, no, not at all. What can I bring you?

MickeyTong
07-05-2010, 21:57
No free rooms but once upon a time when my British boss arrived to Moscow at high season w/o hotel booking in advance, I've settled him to jockey hotel of horse riding complex "Bitsa":
http://www.kskbitsa.ru/hotel/lux/index.php
Nice fresh air, separate hot water supply (it was at summer ;)) plus 2 rooms for 5600 rub/night - he was happy.

I don't need luxury, Andy. Maybe half-luxury.....

yakspeare
07-05-2010, 22:09
maybe just lux? I will donate the soap, just don't drop it.

in lieu of flowers
07-05-2010, 23:07
No, no, no, not at all. What can I bring you? eerm... if there's no chance for a bagpipe... surprise me...

Bels
08-05-2010, 00:02
OK, city life and adventure is not for Mickey Tong , and that for sure

It looks like Mickey just likes hiding away
in the Hebrides,

But at least he loves Expat.ru

in lieu of flowers
08-05-2010, 00:12
not at all, Belsie... he's totally game... cmon... be a sport, chip in... I'll double...

MickeyTong
08-05-2010, 13:42
maybe just lux? I will donate the soap, just don't drop it.

!!!!!!!!! I certainly won't - Willy is too preoccupied with my arse.

MickeyTong
08-05-2010, 18:36
eerm... if there's no chance for a bagpipe... surprise me...

I'm full of surprises. Sometimes I even surprise myself.

rusmeister
08-05-2010, 21:34
I'll just say i think it'd be nice to meet you, Mickey. Of course, beer would likely lead to debate... :ak:

I had thought you WERE in Moscow...:question:

nbogaard
08-05-2010, 21:56
Okay, I'm in for another thousand rubles and another nice bottle of scotch but you gotta promise NOT to play the bagpipes!

MickeyTong
08-05-2010, 22:47
Okay, I'm in for another thousand rubles and another nice bottle of scotch but you gotta promise NOT to play the bagpipes!

You've got a deal :-)

MickeyTong
08-05-2010, 22:51
I'll just say i think it'd be nice to meet you, Mickey. Of course, beer would likely lead to debate... :ak:

I had thought you WERE in Moscow...:question:

It would be nice. Alcohol just makes me ultra-agreeable: it's a sociability enhancing drug for me. Not that I don't say anything contentious, I just don't feel obliged to hold any absolutes.

I haven't been in Moscow since 2007.

rusmeister
09-05-2010, 07:33
It would be nice. Alcohol just makes me ultra-agreeable: it's a sociability enhancing drug for me. Not that I don't say anything contentious, I just don't feel obliged to hold any absolutes.

I haven't been in Moscow since 2007.

I wouldn't say that alcohol has any effect on my obligation to hold absolutes.
And yeah, in company I general get more jolly after a couple of beers.

yakspeare
09-05-2010, 08:04
I am curious rusmeister....since you debate relative and absolute things....if you get drunk do you get "relatively drunk" or in keeping with general philosophy and belief "absolutely drunk"? :)

Fibre
09-05-2010, 13:42
I haven't been in Moscow since 2007.

since 2007 the weather becomes warmer, the girls -more passionate, mysterious Russian soul - more strange and sometimes it`s really impossible to understand nothing even to Russian people and... well, u should see it youself, to feel nowadays`s Moscow and... may be stay here ...
:wavey: it`s a joke... we are all crazy, that`s why we live here))

in lieu of flowers
09-05-2010, 19:54
You've got a deal :-) ok... boyzz and boozze win...

Willy
10-05-2010, 00:02
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rusmeister
10-05-2010, 07:34
I am curious rusmeister....since you debate relative and absolute things....if you get drunk do you get "relatively drunk" or in keeping with general philosophy and belief "absolutely drunk"? :)
Oh, absolutely, I get relatively drunk! ;)
I hate being actually drunk, though. Living in vodka country can be difficult for a man who prefers beer, at parties at the table, at least. With beer I can get that pleasant buzz and know when to stop.

MickeyTong
10-05-2010, 13:00
ok... boyzz and boozze win...

I was promising not to play the bagpipes, in exchange for booze. Even without booze I would not play the bagpipes because....er....I don't even know which end to blow into.

is4fun
12-05-2010, 22:25
Mickey Tong and rudemeister. Party time! :) When does your bus arrive Mickey? LOL

Willy
15-05-2010, 14:32
What he said^











:mml:

Willy
21-05-2010, 12:22
Mickey Tong and rudemeister. Party time! :) When does your bus arrive Mickey? LOL


As soon as you cough up some dough!

Darya Alexandrovna
21-05-2010, 13:32
I wish to add my 500 rubles!
Would have added more, but lost my job the other day...

May be we can fix up a charity event..smth... That could make things move faster, no?

:12035:

len
21-05-2010, 17:19
As soon as you cough up some dough!

how much more do you need willy?

MickeyTong
21-05-2010, 17:48
I
Would have added more, but lost my job the other day...

:

Sorry to hear that, Darya.........good luck finding a new job.

Darya Alexandrovna
22-05-2010, 03:41
iT'S OK~ So much space now for something new in life! ~~~~

Btw, Mickey,
I will add 500 more, I will, if you bring along with you a cool, handsome, charismatic and good by nature Scotchman in kilt (a must have) for a me ;) That would be a good thing! Yeah!:thumbsup:
Is it possible???

Sincerily,
Dasha.

:fridaysign:

TolkoRaz
22-05-2010, 09:33
I will pay Mickey 1,000 if he doesn't bring a 'Jock in a Frock' to Moscow! :focus:

Darya Alexandrovna
22-05-2010, 12:45
I will pay Mickey 1,000 if he doesn't bring a 'Jock in a Frock' to Moscow! :focus:

You don't need that, it's for ME!!! :mml:
And not a "Jock in a Frok", it's a Guy in a Kilt. You do understand what this means, right?

Though Mickey, accept! More money - more chances! And then we'll discuss my share:whisper: