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GaNozri
26-03-2010, 22:39
Yes, I've had yet another brilliant business idea! A new translation studio to open in Moscow very soon. The focus will be on dubbing XXX movies into sign language. So, those of you who are proficient in sign, please send me a pm for consideration. Very descent renumeration, plus you may become famous overnight! Just imagine, all the deaf people around the world will be seeing your face along with Ms. Cumalot's while jerking off!

But wait, sign is just the first part of the project. It is a warm up, if you will, for the main purpose of the new studio: translating porn flicks into Braille! I know, now you're all thinking: " why didn't I think of this?" Well, too late now - patent is pending! Anyways, to all you unemployed and underemployed English, und (especially) Deutshe teachers, I suggest quitting you useless quest for students and starting to learn Braille. I guarantee not only job security, but what's more important, an extremely satisfying way to make money.

This is gonna hit the roof! Jump on the band wagon now, or regret missing out for the rest of your life!

tvadim133
26-03-2010, 23:01
GaNozri, first of all, welcome back after so long break! :)

Good idea!

The best way from the point of view of geting pleasure and "satisfactions" and money.

Kraven Morehead
26-03-2010, 23:18
Yes, I've had yet another brilliant business idea! A new translation studio to open in Moscow very soon. The focus will be on dubbing XXX movies into sign language. So, those of you who are proficient in sign, please send me a pm for consideration. Very descent renumeration, plus you may become famous overnight! Just imagine, all the deaf people around the world will be seeing your face along with Ms. Cumalot's while jerking off!

But wait, sign is just the first part of the project. It is a warm up, if you will, for the main purpose of the new studio: translating porn flicks into Braille! I know, now you're all thinking: " why didn't I think of this?" Well, too late now - patent is pending! Anyways, to all you unemployed and underemployed English, und (especially) Deutshe teachers, I suggest quitting you useless quest for students and starting to learn Braille. I guarantee not only job security, but what's more important, an extremely satisfying way to make money.

This is gonna hit the roof! Jump on the band wagon now, or regret missing out for the rest of your life!

I tried something(lesbian porn) like deaf people, but all I got was bunch of lesbians who only want to read lips.

J.D.
27-03-2010, 05:34
Wouldn't that be counter productive. After all the best part of a BJ is the 10 minutes of silence.