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WWu777
24-01-2005, 01:13
10 advantages of Lithuania over Russia

Dear all,
After my update about why I love Vilnius yesterday, some of you wrote me asking for more information, so Iíve decided to make a list of things Iíve learned and discovered in regards to the advantages of Lithuania over Russia, to answer those questions for all who asked. Here the major advantages.

1. The streets are cleaner, more modern, and much safer. In fact, everyone Iíve met here has said that the streets are completely safe to walk at night. And the architecture and colors of the buildings are beautiful, enchanting, and European-like. The big area of Old Town feels like a gigantic doll house.

2. Girls here are beautiful, very friendly, approachable, and very easy to meet, even more so than the girls of the other two Baltic states, Latvia and Estonia. And they like to flirt too.

3. There are virtually no overweight girls here. And about 80 to 90 percent of them are attractive or good looking.

4. The women here tend to have the same beautiful appearance as the Russian women do, but without their cunning, manipulative, greedy, self-absorbed nature. Instead, they tend to be simple, sweet, good-natured, and polite. In addition, they have smooth silky skin and hands almost like Japanese girls do, rather than the coarseness of the skin and hands of Russian women, so they don't look like they've come from a hard life.

5. People here in general are polite, respectful and civilized. They don't bully or harass you with their power or size.

6. They also aren't constantly scheming to find ways to take your money or make you pay more and more against your will. They don't have that "taker mentality" that so many Russians have. And the girls don't ask you to buy them things or spend money on them.

7. The police here don't stop and harass you just because you're Asian. Nor do they stop and harass you just because they feel like it without any good reason. Unlike Russia, people have rights here.

8. The food here is much much way better than in Russia, and is of European quality. Food here is tasty, fresh, and sophisticated. Rather than give you tasteless plain rice or bread like Russian cafes do, they actually cook or fry it. For example, with bread, they will put garlic butter on the bread, or fry it in garlic oil, or use ingredients in the dough that have flavor. And there are much more choices for vegetarians too.

9. Westerners that come here do not need to get a visa. And if they want to stay long term, they only need to leave the country every 3 months, which they can do so by just taking a bus a few hours to cross the border of another Baltic state and then coming back.

10. Many things are relatively inexpensive here, and for the Westerner who wants to stay for a long time, I was told by a girl I had a drink with the other night, that you can rent a flat here for about 200 dollars a month, or just a room for about 100 dollars a month.

Therefore, in conclusion, with Lithuania, you get a lot of the benefits that Russia and its women offer (e.g. friendly approachable women, beautiful culture) but without the bad qualities of Russia (e.g. its risks, dangers, problems, deficiencies, chaos, corruption, and conniving bad character of a large percentage of people).

Anyone who wants more information can look it up online. And those who want to see photos of Vilnius (they've emailed me for them!) can find them online as well through search engines.

By the way, one more interesting thing to note. To get cell phone service here for your GSM cell phone, it only costs less than two dollars and takes about 10 seconds! All you do is go to a newspaper kiosk on any populated street, pay 4 Lits (less than two dollars) for a new SIM card package, take it and go, and whoila, you've got cell phone service and your own number where you can make and receive calls and text messages! Contrast that to America where you have to sign contracts and documents, get a credit/background check, commit to one or two years of service, etc. to get cell phone service!

And when you need to add more minutes, you just bring the charge up card contained in the package to any kiosk or store, pay however much you want to add (it's up to you) and then they slide it through a computer and the minutes are instantaneously added to your account! It couldn't be simpler. Boy they are way ahead of us in that area!

Winston

yankee@moscow
24-01-2005, 01:21
Hey, my boss is in Lithuania this weekend. I hope he liked it as much as you did. You aren't with the hash house harriers are you?

Mookla
24-01-2005, 02:21
Isnt this the same crack-baby that had his login locked out for his why cant I score with a russian woman posts despite the fact that he had a website dedicated to 'how to score with Russian women' ?

Certainly sounds like the same drivel

koba65
24-01-2005, 04:27
Originally posted by Mookla
Isnt this the same crack-baby that had his login locked out for his why cant I score with a russian woman posts despite the fact that he had a website dedicated to 'how to score with Russian women' ?

Certainly sounds like the same drivel

The one and only (although I'm not sure about him being locked out). Had a gander at his website (3 hours of my life that I'll never get back) - me thinks we'll be reading about him in "Death Porn" if he keeps up his behavior.

Hey Wu, if you're listening, just because a woman doesn't want to go out with you doesn't mean she's a whore or a gold-digger! Plus, your approach and behavior is what attracts those types.

I mean, come on, just because Claudia Schiffer doesn't return my phone calls doesn't make her a whore (plus, I'm sure she must be a lesbian, why else would she reject me??) ;)...

And, enough with the Russian women bashing. And the American-women bashing, etc.. Take a good look in the mirror and a good look at your character and you just might find you're not so damn perfect either. Oh, before I forget, Wu-Wu, here's a prediction for you: You stay in Lithuania long enough and you're going to have the same problems you describe on your website. Once again, it's all in your self-described approach and behavior. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure you're a nice guy, but seriously, if you don't change your behavior you're going to end up in a serious predicament.... Be safe.

Ghost
24-01-2005, 09:40
I guess I'm confused as to the purpose of his posts. Is it to convince all of us to pack up and move out of Moscow to Vilinus? Does he expect we'll all go "Gosh, what am I doing here if it's so good there?" Or is it just an effort to get someone pissed at him and troll for flames?

GET A CLUE.

Oh, and for real fun, check out his homepage listed on his profile.

enrico palazzo
24-01-2005, 10:00
Originally posted by Ghost


Oh, and for real fun, check out his homepage listed on his profile.


listed on his acting resume:

"Look/act like a juvenile teenager"

DPG
24-01-2005, 11:55
Originally posted by koba65
just because a woman doesn't want to go out with you doesn't mean she's a whore or a gold-digger

Just the opposite in fact - the only ones he can get are...

Wu - Here's a piece of heartbreaking news for you - all of us expats here already have Russian women...your "advice" is about as useful to us as your website is to university inter-gender sociology lecturers.

Jet
24-01-2005, 12:23
Wu, may be you should think twice before posting anything here, you might be giving an impression that we Asians are social misfits in Moscow. I grew up in Moscow as an Asian, and trust me, if you have the right attitude, people (let's say, girls) will come to you, and you wouldn't have to go to Lithuania. btw loved that place :D

85StoneWhiteFurball
24-01-2005, 12:25
Guys, once again, I remind you that this person has admitted to suffering from a diagnosed organic brain disease that manifests itself as a severe emotional disorder. We cannot help him in any way, but we should not be teasing him either - never mind that as far as I am concerned it is the moral equivalent of throwing stones at tetraplegics, but it also encourages him to use this site as an outlet for his problems as he has done on other sites.

mediashark
24-01-2005, 12:51
Heh. There was a big fight over at the waytorussia.net forum after he posted his Lithuania 'essays' not too long ago. The mods eventually had to use the noose...

Shaun
24-01-2005, 14:46
Originally posted by 85StoneWhiteFurball
Guys, once again, I remind you that this person has admitted to suffering from a diagnosed organic brain disease that manifests itself as a severe emotional disorder.

sounds like someone else round here...

CaveMan
24-01-2005, 14:46
Just ignore the f*cker !

He doesn't deserve this attention...

85StoneWhiteFurball
24-01-2005, 14:48
Originally posted by Erol Ver
Just ignore the f*cker !

He doesn't deserve this attention...

Thank you for summarising my post in a way that some of the simpler minded folk here can best understand :p!

sfjohns67
24-01-2005, 14:48
As weird and arguably annoying as he may be, at least he's original, which is more than I can say for all the repetitive teeth-gnashers that gather round the tribal campfire every time the poor #$%@#@ucker posts something.

Gimme a break, you edited the word b*****d???

Ex-part
25-01-2005, 12:11
If u dont like russian women so much so what r u doing here?

WWu777
09-02-2005, 15:04
Originally posted by 85StoneWhiteFurball
Guys, once again, I remind you that this person has admitted to suffering from a diagnosed organic brain disease that manifests itself as a severe emotional disorder. We cannot help him in any way, but we should not be teasing him either - never mind that as far as I am concerned it is the moral equivalent of throwing stones at tetraplegics, but it also encourages him to use this site as an outlet for his problems as he has done on other sites.

W: That's totally false and I demand an apology for such a lie. I never admitted to having an organic mental disorder. If I did, how could I be a chess champion? How could I function so logically and precisely?

If you read my transcendence from Christianity story, you'd know it was a misdiagnosis. I had problems at the time, but I conquered them, which made me stronger and more admirable. Those who had it easy all their lives never appreciate it to the degree that we do.

But you're either blind or ignorant, as you want to use everything you can against me, even to the point of hallucinating things against me.

Maine Surfer
09-02-2005, 15:56
Pack up and get the hell outta here to Lithuania.

preacher of hedonism
09-02-2005, 15:59
Man, what are we gonna do now since Wu doesn't like us anymore? How can we go on...

Crazyeelboy
09-02-2005, 17:56
”‚ŗśŗŚžŻť Wu!

Your statement that your experience made you "stronger and more admirable" is one of the oddest things I have read in some time. More admirable than what? Did you start out as particularly admirable before that situation, or did you leap from average admirability to a hightened state of admirability? How do you feel about L. Ron Hubbard?

gregs
09-02-2005, 18:11
Hmmm - Demanding an apology !!

Maybe you would want 85SWFhim to go on national Tv and do this for you but then again that would only upstage your extensive acting resume in television as a College Student/Party Guest/Pedestrian (a particularly hard role to do)/Feature.

I think you should apologise to all of us on for putting us through such diatribe.

trebor
09-02-2005, 18:21
Originally posted by WWu777
...............2. Girls here are beautiful, very friendly, approachable, and very easy to meet, even more so than the girls of the other two Baltic states, Latvia and Estonia. And they like to flirt too.

3. There are virtually no overweight girls here. And about 80 to 90 percent of them are attractive or good looking. .........

Reminds me of that great Russian saying (the like of which they don't have in Lithuania! :p )

There's no ugly women......................................................just a shortage of vodka!:D

Wish1991
09-02-2005, 18:27
In the immortal words of Mr. Gogol: it is no use to blame the looking glass if the face is awry.

Go back to Hayward Mr. Winston...you obviously know nothing of this place. Save your pseudo-skeptical opinions for the pseudo-intellectual crowds at the Chevy's in Hayward, California, and go back to the strip-mall intellectual world that spawned you....

Shatneresque
09-02-2005, 18:31
Originally posted by trebor
Reminds me of that great Russian saying (the like of which they don't have in Lithuania! :p )

There's no ugly women......................................................just a shortage of vodka!:D

Or that old C&W ballad "I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, but I Sure Have Woken Up with Some".... :sick:

Wish1991
09-02-2005, 18:48
Here here on both counts....

ChrisC30
10-02-2005, 08:21
A man who claims himself "admirable", is in reality deplorable. It's not up to you to say when you are worthy of admiration.

Winston is henceforth known colloquially as "Ego-boy". :D