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Ned Kelly
08-12-2004, 13:09
In D.C., a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is
in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Sure do." the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my
gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help
the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and
in no time they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies eight years running.

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew
I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle
down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
some incredible dealings there and was awarded a
batch of medals.

"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm justretired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth
are you selling him so cheap?"

"Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

MR FACADE
08-12-2004, 13:19
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
In D.C., a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is
in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Sure do." the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my
gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help
the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and
in no time they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies eight years running.

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew
I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle
down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
some incredible dealings there and was awarded a
batch of medals.

"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm justretired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth
are you selling him so cheap?"

"Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."



Best one I've heard for ages!!

Sidney Bliss
08-12-2004, 13:28
Originally posted by MR FACADE
Best one I've heard for ages!!

That's what your secretary said when you guffed this morning! Fart pants!

peyote
08-12-2004, 13:35
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
That's what your secretary said when you guffed this morning! Fart pants! we got the same secretary.... :D

MR FACADE
08-12-2004, 13:41
Originally posted by peyote
we got the same secretary.... :D

we DID have the same , unfortunatley after my full facial Bumsplosion, mine has burnt frizzy hair and a face like whoopy Goldbergs 101 year old grandmother!!!!