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Kshisya
06-12-2004, 18:21
:hooray:

Would you be so kind to post in this thread from where in UK (city/country i.e. England, Walse etc./part South, West etc) you originally are? ;)

I am working on a lil stuuuuuuuuuudy...:rolleyes: and you 'd be VERY helpful if participate ;)

I will even tell later what kind of study it is :verycool: :D but only after you contribute to feeding my curiousity :p

DPG
06-12-2004, 18:22
LONDON!!!

Do you mean that there are actually other cities in the UK???!;)

Kshisya
06-12-2004, 18:23
DPG :D I know you are a sweetheart! :inlove: :D


next please ;)

sparky
06-12-2004, 18:40
Wolverhampton, Staffordshire (well it was when i was born), England

Idiot Amin
06-12-2004, 18:41
Broadmoor, Berkshire, England

DPG
06-12-2004, 18:42
Ksh - You should have done a poll for better results

1) London
2) Home Counties
3) Other

:D

Kshisya
06-12-2004, 18:42
Originally posted by DPG
LONDON!!!

Do you mean that there are actually other cities in the UK???!;)

yea!!! :D you know girls told me there ARE :p

Electric thanks for your imput ;)



I really encourage everybody to be more proactive as you can't even imagine what an amusing result we gonna anounce after the locations are identified ;) :D

jchidg1
06-12-2004, 18:43
Laaaahhhhhhhnndin'

Kshisya
06-12-2004, 18:45
Originally posted by DPG
Ksh - You should have done a poll for better results

1) London
2) Home Counties
3) Other

:D

i was thinking of poll but it is more amusing to put "names" to locations in THIS survey :p

sparky
06-12-2004, 18:51
Originally posted by DPG
Ksh - You should have done a poll for better results

1) London
2) Home Counties
3) Other

:D

You southern boys have a good sense of humour!!!;)

peyote
06-12-2004, 18:58
HAVANA!
:D

boscoe
06-12-2004, 19:46
Newcastle - god's own country!

Braders
06-12-2004, 19:54
Go for a Manchester lad Kshisya they'll buy you a decent pint!

Oh Manchesterrr!!!

boscoe
06-12-2004, 19:58
Originally posted by Braders
Go for a Manchester lad Kshisya they'll buy you a decent pint!

Oh Manchesterrr!!!

The only Manc I know here has a phobia about getting his hand in his pocket ;)

Braders
06-12-2004, 20:00
Originally posted by boscoe
The only Manc I know here has a phobia about getting his hand in his pocket ;)

The only Geordie here who has no qualms about putting his hand in your pocket! ;)

Braders
06-12-2004, 20:01
Originally posted by Braders
The only Geordie here who has no qualms about putting his hand in your pocket! ;)

I stand corrected... i forgot about Shirley!

boscoe
06-12-2004, 20:02
:)

Andy B
06-12-2004, 20:03
Ksh, I'm from Cardiff

Polia Ivanova
06-12-2004, 20:17
South Manchester (Outside Manchester Koltsevaya M60), I lived in West Yorkshire before

DPG
06-12-2004, 20:20
"Innocent queswtion to local Brits"

Out of interest Polia, do you count yourself as a local Brit??;-)

Polia Ivanova
06-12-2004, 20:25
Originally posted by DPG
Out of interest Polia, do you count yourself as a local Brit??;-)

I am a British national who PERMANENTLY lives in Britain - how do you think.

I have just returned from my Russian holidays full of miserable feeling that I am a redundant person regarding my Russiness. Please, don't make it worse.

Sparafucile
06-12-2004, 20:31
London (the People's Democratic Organic-Henna-Dip Save-The-Whale Autonomous Region of Camden Town).

Smurfette
06-12-2004, 21:00
Hey Ksh!

Oxford gal originally, but happily adopting London!

CaveMan
07-12-2004, 09:28
LONDON !!

lochnessmonster
07-12-2004, 10:41
Originally from COVENTRY in the West Midlands. I think Salvador Dali and Benny Hill once called it 'The centre of the known universe'. there is a sign when you approach it from the motorway that says 'Welcome to Coventry, the city in Shakespeare country', but don't be fooled, he only ever went there to watch the football and see Lady Godiva.

Tatiana cat
07-12-2004, 10:57
Isn't that right that Tolkien's Lord of the Rings was inspired by Coventry?

Kshisya
07-12-2004, 11:49
Originally posted by Smurfette
Hey Ksh!

Oxford gal originally, but happily adopting London!


:inlove: hey hey!!! :hooray: this survey is for malish part of the site so just enjoy watching :p





:rolleyes: okAy ...so my British female collegues told me THAT....in terms of UK...:rolleyes: Scots i.e. people from North got the biggest willies while ppl from the Southen regions got the smallest ones :rolleyes:

okay so now am off to associate your answers with the map ! :p

lochnessmonster
07-12-2004, 11:51
To Kitty Cat - I think Lord of the Rings was inspired by Khimki on the way to Sheremetovo, just past IKEA !

DPG
07-12-2004, 11:52
Ksh -

You misheard your colleauges...they were talking about wellies...it's wet up north, you know!

Andy B
07-12-2004, 12:00
If it's Wellies your talking about, then surely the Welsh have the biggest...

thats so we can stuff the sheeps back legs in to stop them running away! :D

(The austrailians use a different method, they get their "sheila's" to sow velcro on their trousers!)

DPG
07-12-2004, 12:23
Hehehe!!

howey frank 2
07-12-2004, 12:52
DURHAM K girl dont know if you have heard of it but its a
beautiful city.

Irena
07-12-2004, 15:43
Sunny Blackpool !

CaveMan
07-12-2004, 15:54
Excuse me !!

South or North..It has no effect what so ever on the willie size !!!

Of course being London, it has a variety of it !!!:D :D

Kshisya
07-12-2004, 16:52
Originally posted by howey frank 2
DURHAM K girl dont know if you have heard of it but its a
beautiful city.

dear howey unfortunately I've never heard of it but could you tell me if it's up north or south at htis point?? ;) :D




Londoners I am sorry to announce that in UK wEllyS list you are still pretty much down :p:p:p

:D

PS howey frank hagve I ever told you that I like you?? ;) I DO ! :p and actually appreciate a lot that you read MY threads :p

DPG
07-12-2004, 16:53
Originally posted by Kshisya
Londoners I am sorry to announce that in UK wEllyS list you are still pretty much down

As I said above, we don't need wellies in London!!

Polia Ivanova
07-12-2004, 16:53
I pass

I am afraid my sample of English willies isn't big enough to assess the population.

But I am working on it now since my exams are over.

Kshisya
07-12-2004, 16:56
Originally posted by Polia Ivanova
I pass

I am afraid my sample of English willies isn't big enough to assess the generation.

But I am working on it now since my exams are over.

hon, neither is mine BUT I do trust me collegues they are VERY experienced :D



DPG you don't need wellies?? :eek: how do you breed guys?? :D

CaveMan
07-12-2004, 17:28
LOL..so how do you know the 'experience' bit??

me thinks this thread will be moved to 'Adult' section if we continue like this...:D :D :D :

Kshisya
07-12-2004, 17:50
Originally posted by Erol Ver
LOL..so how do you know the 'experience' bit??

me thinks this thread will be moved to 'Adult' section if we continue like this...:D :D :D :

well I do not mind it to be moved as initially I placed it in cafe in order to getmore responses :p

as for "how do you know" :rolleyes: well my collegues are Brit girls in late 20s and obviously shag everything that moves so I do trust them just wanted to check on who's the biggest on expat :p:p:p

Polia Ivanova
07-12-2004, 17:54
Originally posted by Kshisya
well my collegues are Brit girls in late 20s and obviously shag everything that moves so

I am proud to be British !!!!!!!

DPG
07-12-2004, 17:55
Index fingertips pressed to thumb tips, sitting in lotus position, inscense burning nicely, candles lit, aauuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm!!

CaveMan
07-12-2004, 17:56
Originally posted by Kshisya
Brit girls in late 20s and obviously shag everything that moves

Names and addresses, contact details pls...:D :D :D

Idiot Amin
07-12-2004, 17:58
Originally posted by Erol Ver
Names and addresses, contact details pls...:D :D :D

Night Flight, Tverskaya 17. They just brought in a parcel of British lasses to join Kshisya in providing entertainment for desperate UK expats.

CaveMan
07-12-2004, 18:00
Mr Amin.... Where are you from ???

hmmm how do I get there??? :hooray: :hooray:

howey frank 2
07-12-2004, 18:01
Thanks K girl Durham is in the north east of England near Newcastle and Sunderland.

Idiot Amin
07-12-2004, 18:05
Originally posted by Erol Ver
Mr Amin.... Where are you from ???

hmmm how do I get there??? :hooray: :hooray:

Where am I from? An extremely hot place, located many, many, many kilometres under the surface of the Earth.

How do you get there? Hmmm...by killing a few thousand people, and wrecking your country's economy by expelling her most productive citizens....

Shatneresque
07-12-2004, 18:06
Originally posted by Idiot Amin
Where am I from? An extremely hot place, located many, many, many kilometres under the surface of the Earth.

How do you get there? Hmmm...by killing a few thousand people, and wrecking your country's economy by expelling her most productive citizens....

Cannibalism! Don't forget the cannibalism! :D

Kshisya
07-12-2004, 18:08
Originally posted by howey frank 2
Thanks K girl Durham is in the north east of England near Newcastle and Sunderland.

oooooooh! so you are up the North and obviously closer to the Sctoland than anyone else at the mo! :thumbsup:

:rolleyes: how bout getting your chair closer to mine and a bit of flirt&wine? ;) :D

CaveMan
07-12-2004, 18:11
LOL...

'How do I get there?' was reference to the new delivery of lasses !!

Idiot Amin
07-12-2004, 18:13
Originally posted by Erol Ver
LOL...

'How do I get there?' was reference to the new delivery of lasses !!

Ah - www.nightflight.ru - a Moscow legend.

moscowmail
07-12-2004, 19:13
Dragged up in Liverpool, ex wife and kids in a little place called the Mumbles, Swansea, now a resident of my fave place on Earth, MOSCOW :)

Ockers
07-12-2004, 20:51
Born in Gloucester, brought up in Southampton (where, as a boy, Benny Hill delivered my daily milk).

JNTN
07-12-2004, 21:34
Born in Hampshire.........Southern England.

Snowy
07-12-2004, 22:03
Originally posted by Tatiana cat
Isn't that right that Tolkien's Lord of the Rings was inspired by Coventry?

I found out!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/features/local-history/jrr-tolkien-s-warwickshire.shtml

Warwickshire? Is it a town near Coventry?

Snowy
07-12-2004, 22:39
I'm new. But heard Khimki is close to Moscow. Or is Khimki in England? Clarify please.
Or do you mean Khimki is close to Sheremetevo? Is Khimki a city?

Polia Ivanova
07-12-2004, 22:42
Khimki for Moscow is like Slough for London

Snowy
07-12-2004, 22:43
What is IKEA then?

360KiloStripedKitty
07-12-2004, 22:48
Originally posted by Snowy
What is IKEA then?

IKEA is the international furniture chain, which has a branch at the Mega Mall in Khimki.

teacher
08-12-2004, 07:32
Coventry

Valentinovna
08-12-2004, 09:30
Bath (South West, a very civilised spot) until became a Durham girl.

From one small city to another, and then to Moscow, where the streets are paved with gold...
:)

mitam77
08-12-2004, 11:59
Is WATFORD considered a city??

CaveMan
08-12-2004, 12:44
Originally posted by mitam77
Is WATFORD considered a city??

Naah it's north from there !! :D :D

Kshisya
08-12-2004, 13:45
Originally posted by Erol Ver
Naah it's north from there !! :D :D

:eek: North? someone said North? :suspect:

tks tks :watching: :watching: the NorthER the better :lovepot:

:hooray:

:p

Sheepy
08-12-2004, 14:16
I'm from a place where 'Men are men! And the sheep are worried!' or Castell Rhyngyll Llangfihanghel Abergothu for those of you who are in the know! ;)

half crazed visigoth
14-12-2004, 01:08
Dorset, Wolverhampton, St Albans, and london.in that order..was born in Stamford, Conn......nationality- somewhat confused:)

boscoe
14-12-2004, 01:42
Originally posted by 360KiloStripedKitty
IKEA is the international furniture chain, which has a branch at the Mega Mall in Khimki.

lol if it ever opens!

Filimon
14-12-2004, 12:19
Originally posted by Sheepy
I'm from a place where 'Men are men! And the sheep are worried!' or Castell Rhyngyll Llangfihanghel Abergothu for those of you who are in the know! ;)

That's near Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, on the way to Llandudno from Aberyswyth, right? :)

Sheepy
14-12-2004, 13:38
Originally posted by Filimon
That's near Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, on the way to Llandudno from Aberyswyth, right? :)

Spot on! :)

jchidg1
14-12-2004, 21:46
Via Machynlleth

jchidg1
14-12-2004, 21:47
Oh and sheepy - Nadolig Llawen!

CaveMan
15-12-2004, 10:08
Did someone mention sheep???

Hmmmmmm Sheeeep !! (Heey Hun..Where is my wellies, going to the fields !!!)

:D :D

Shatneresque
15-12-2004, 10:22
A guy in his 40s is showing an old Army buddy around the family farm.

"Yep, lotsa good memories connected with this place. See that spot in the gr**** right over there by the fence? Had my first p**ce of a** right there!"

"No kidding," says his buddy.

"Yep. She was younger than me, but what the heck! I got down on my knees, she was on all fours. We was right there by the post, and her mom was right over ... oh, right over there," says the first guy, pointing a few feet away.

His buddy was amazed. "Her mom was right over there?!"

"Sure was."

"Didn't she say anything?!"

"Sure did."

"What?!?"

"'Ba-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!'"

Sheepy
15-12-2004, 13:57
Originally posted by jchidg1
Oh and sheepy - Nadolig Llawen!

Nadolig Llawen!

Sheepy
15-12-2004, 13:58
Originally posted by Shatneresque
A guy in his 40s is showing an old buddy around the family farm.

"Yep, lotsa good memories connected with this place. See that spot in the gr**** right over there by the fence? Had my first p**ce of a** right there!"

"No kidding," says his buddy.

"Yep. She was younger than me, but what the heck! I got down on my knees, she was on all fours. We were right there by the post, and her mom was right over ... oh, right over there" says the first guy, pointing a few feet away.

His buddy was amazed. "Her mom was right over there?! Didn't she say anything?!"

"Sure did."

"What?!?"

"Ba-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"

Rwy'n dy garu di hefyd, cariad! :D

CaveMan
15-12-2004, 14:02
Originally posted by Sheepy
Rwy'n dy garu di hefyd, cariad! :D

Hmmmm this is definetely swearing.....:D :D

Sheepy
15-12-2004, 14:04
;) :p

jchidg1
15-12-2004, 14:45
dioch n vow, cariad (sorry, phonetic spelling only)

DJ Biscuit
15-12-2004, 14:52
Kshish,

Biscuit, born in Brighton (London by the sea) brought up in London, university and several more years in Leeds. Spiritual home and the place I love best, of course is London.

Kshisya
15-12-2004, 15:09
:D and I was wondering why the heck you still didn't comment! ;)

DJ ok not as if I made you answer ;)


:rolleyes: will analise the answers when have time and post the results on whose wEllieS are the wElliest according to geography :p

http://www.bratok.co.uk/images/smilies/prodoljim.gif

CaveMan
15-12-2004, 15:53
Originally posted by Kshisya
:rolleyes: will analise the answers when have time and post the results on whose wEllieS are the wElliest according to geography :p

http://www.bratok.co.uk/images/smilies/prodoljim.gif

OK need to comment here....

Born in Turkey
Mom German
Dad Hungary
Lived in Turkey, England, Canada and now in Russia....

Please take above in consideration with regards to the wEllies !!!:D :D

ife
15-12-2004, 15:58
Kshishya,
Was born in Inverness, lived in Aberdeenshire until going down to Stoke before here... Do I win a prize for most northerly?

Kshisya
15-12-2004, 18:05
Erol !!!! i'm not a wolrd wiLd expert :p I was going to post result on born in UK only!!!!! :p

:rolleyes: my collegues commented only on UK men ... so with all respect you are out of the contest :p

ife oooooooooooh http://www.bratok.co.uk/images/smilies/pri.gif not as if any prize was promised :p and not as if I already checked info with the UK map http://www.bratok.co.uk/images/smilies/chel7.gif

however if you are really the northernEST ....I will certainly announce you the biggest **** on this site! with pleasure!http://www.bratok.co.uk/images/smilies/rev.gif

ife
15-12-2004, 18:14
Well, jee, thanks! ;)

Kshisya
15-12-2004, 18:26
Originally posted by ife
Well, jee, thanks! ;)

:rolleyes: dont ya say "HOP!" before jumping on horse! ....~damn...whatever that saying was~...i still need to check ...with the map :p

CaveMan
15-12-2004, 18:36
Originally posted by Kshisya
:rolleyes: my collegues commented only on UK men ... so with all respect you are out of the contest :p



Nooooooooooooooo:mad: :mad:

Kshisya
15-12-2004, 18:45
Originally posted by Erol Ver
Nooooooooooooooo:mad: :mad:
:rolleyes:

da da da :agree:

:p

Sadie
15-12-2004, 18:53
i too need to comment here....

Born in Moscow
Mom half Ukrainian
Dad Russian
Been to Europe, Africa, Asia, America, now stuck in Russia....
Own a British cat
Read a book on London at English lessons at school

Please take above in consideration with regards to the Londonieeeeeees !!! :p

Kshisya
15-12-2004, 18:57
Originally posted by Sadie
i too need to comment here....

Born in Moscow
Mom half Ukrainian
Dad Russian
Been to Europe, Africa, Asia, America, now stuck in Russia....
Own a British cat
Read a book on London at English lessons at school

Please take above in consideration with regards to the Londonieeeeeees !!! :p

:eek: Sadie! shame on you! ~spank~ you dont have a wElly! you can't apply :p

Shirley
16-12-2004, 08:14
Boscoe's right Newcastle is Gods country HAWAY THE TOON
CITY OF THE NORTH FOR NIGHT LIFE

Shatneresque
16-12-2004, 08:37
Originally posted by Sheepy
Rwy'n dy garu di hefyd, cariad! :D
An Australian decides to go backbacking in New Zealand.

His first day in the countryside, he's walking past a sheep farm when he spies a local lad getting it on with one of the ewes in the pasture.

Outraged, the Australian heads through the grass towards the farm boy. "Y'know, mate," he says indignantly, "where I come from, we shear those!"

"Go to H*ll!" says the New Zealander, banging away. "I'm not sharin' this with anybody!"

Edith
16-12-2004, 12:40
Why ai mun Shirly!

I' m from Durham.