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MDW
06-12-2004, 17:27
One day about a month ago, George Bush was looking
for a call girl.
He found three such ladies in a local lounge - - - a
blonde, a
brunette, and a Sister.

To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the
United States....How
much would it cost me to spend some time with you?

The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars."

To the brunette he posed the same question, and she
replied, "One
hundred dollars."

He then asked the Sister the same question. The Sister
replied,
"Mr.President,if you can raise my skirt as high as my
taxes......
get my panties as low as my wages......get that thing
of yours as hard
as the times.... keep it up as long as it takes to get
a live person at
a government office.....
keep me warmer than my apartment....and....screw me in
private the way
you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it
ain't gonna cost
you a cent."

Maine Surfer
06-12-2004, 17:32
SUPER! :D

Shatneresque
06-12-2004, 17:36
Pardon me....

This is probably a stupid question, but....

By "Sister," I assume you mean "black girl" and not "nun"? :confused:

MDW
07-12-2004, 13:36
Originally posted by Shatneresque
Pardon me....

This is probably a stupid question, but....

By "Sister," I assume you mean "black girl" and not "nun"? :confused:

Yep, a black girl, SISTA!