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Random
03-12-2004, 19:55
Cleaning the Toilet
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog

360KiloStripedKitty
03-12-2004, 20:04
Weren't you supposed to be offline until sometime in January?

Sincerely,

The 360 Kilo Striped Kitty and his six smaller furballs

Dr. Bukakke
03-12-2004, 20:25
Originally posted by 360KiloStripedKitty
Weren't you supposed to be offline until sometime in January?

Sincerely,

The 360 Kilo Striped Kitty and his six smaller furballs


You hev six small fur balls??

Ha! Ha!

CaveMan
04-12-2004, 11:54
Originally posted by 360KiloStripedKitty
The 360 Kilo Striped Kitty and his six smaller furballs

I am scared to ask what the smaller furballs are..:shame: :D

360KiloStripedKitty
04-12-2004, 13:48
kediler :)

Delacroix
04-12-2004, 14:10
So than I can say that I also have one small furball at home, ready to slice my feet and hands.

But the worst scenario was just after the shower he likes to jump to my shoulder...
...so those wounds are not memories of a passionate night.

Random
05-12-2004, 16:46
Originally posted by 360KiloStripedKitty
Weren't you supposed to be offline until sometime in January?

Sincerely,

The 360 Kilo Striped Kitty and his six smaller furballs


I said I'd be dropping in from time to time !! :D

Filimon
06-12-2004, 03:36
Originally posted by Erol Ver
I am scared to ask what the smaller furballs are..:shame: :D

OI! That's my avatar! Get your own!! :)