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DJ Biscuit
30-11-2004, 14:27
A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third
in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting the newly arrived to Heaven.

The angel tells the three new arrivals that because so many drug
dealers and other criminals have managed to sneak into Heaven that
St. Peter must now be a little stricter with the screening process.
Each person is required to state his former occupation and tell his
or her yearly salary.

The first man in line says, "I was an actor, and I earned $1 million
last year."

The angel says, "Okay, you may enter." He turns to the woman in
line and asks her about her life.

She states, "I earned $150,000 as an attorney." The angel thinks hard
for a moment and then lets her in, too.

He turns to the third one in line and asks, "What have you done with your life?"

The man replies, "I earned $8,000 last year . . ."

"Oh," the angel interrupts. "What did you teach?"

DPG
30-11-2004, 14:32
LOL!!!!

As much as $8,000!!??

If it were only not so true!!!

:-)

360KiloStripedKitty
30-11-2004, 14:32
An attorney dies at the rather unripe, not very old age of 50, and makes it to the pearly gates. Upon arrival, he is surprised at being greeted by Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Joshua, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and every single saint there ever was. Shocked at this reception, the attorney asked "What did I ever do to deserve this?" A heavenly voice replied "You lived to be 155 years old!" The attorney replied: "Excuse me, I am fifty!" The voice replied "Is that so? According to your own records, you have billed your clients for at least 155 years of work at an hourly rate of 500 dollars!"

DJ Biscuit
30-11-2004, 14:35
Religious truths....


1. Jews don't recognize the Messiah.
2. Protestants don't recognize the Pope.
3. Two Baptists in a liquor store don't recognize each other.....

kniga
30-11-2004, 15:49
DJ,

You get the prize! :-)

Halyavshik
01-12-2004, 12:30
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
Religious truths....


1. Jews don't recognize the Messiah.
2. Protestants don't recognize the Pope.
3. Two Baptists in a liquor store don't recognize each other.....

4. Whenever there are 3 or 4 Episcopalians around, there's bound to be a 'fifth'.

DJ Biscuit
01-12-2004, 12:32
Originally posted by kniga
DJ,

You get the prize! :-)

Which makes a chance from being the prize *****!

kniga
01-12-2004, 13:04
DJ,

Then you're not surprised?

DJ Biscuit
01-12-2004, 15:08
Nothing surprises me.