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Miracle77777
06-07-2009, 09:41
The Man's Guide to Female English...


We need = I want
Itís your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = Youíll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Youíre...so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Youíre certainly attentive tonight! = Is sex all you ever think about?
Iím not emotional! And Iím not overreacting! = Iíve got my period
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper ...
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = Iím going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today youíre not going to like
Iíll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me Iím beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
Iím sorry = Youíll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = Itís easy to fix so youíd better get used to it
Iím not yelling! = Yes Iím yelling because I think itís important
All weíre going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that weíre stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your check book?



The Woman's Guide to Male English...


Iím hungry = Iím hungry
Iím sleepy = Iím sleepy
Iím tired = Iím tired
Do you want to go to a movie = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
Whatís wrong? = I donít see why youíre making such a big deal out of this
Whatís wrong? = what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Whatís wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Iím bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Letís have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...weíd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesnít look that much different!
Letís talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then youíd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any frigging dress and letís get out of here.

w.meijerink
10-07-2009, 18:12
I will never post again here, because before you know, I will have sex, I'm married, Need to move to a other house, and have to rob a bank to pay for all this.

tasel
07-05-2010, 09:55
Realistic :)

nbogaard
07-05-2010, 10:00
The Man's Guide to Female English...


We need = I want
Itís your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = Youíll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Youíre...so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Youíre certainly attentive tonight! = Is sex all you ever think about?
Iím not emotional! And Iím not overreacting! = Iíve got my period
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper ...
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = Iím going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today youíre not going to like
Iíll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me Iím beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
Iím sorry = Youíll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = Itís easy to fix so youíd better get used to it
Iím not yelling! = Yes Iím yelling because I think itís important
All weíre going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that weíre stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your check book?



The Woman's Guide to Male English...


Iím hungry = Iím hungry
Iím sleepy = Iím sleepy
Iím tired = Iím tired
Do you want to go to a movie = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
Whatís wrong? = I donít see why youíre making such a big deal out of this
Whatís wrong? = what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Whatís wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Iím bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Letís have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...weíd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesnít look that much different!
Letís talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then youíd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any frigging dress and letís get out of here.

I think that another meaning to the, "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" answer is "You cut your hair???" But the all time worst question to be asked is, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

Jean08
01-06-2010, 20:10
ha ha ha ha very funny... nice

ReallyGreatConcerts
01-06-2010, 20:52
More female vocabulary - dining out

"I won't have any dessert" = I'll eat yours instead

"Oh, just green tea for me" = If you order a cognac I'll kill you

"Let's share the bill" - Oh, you've already paid it?

"I'm going to the bathroom" - to call my other boyfriends

"Have you seen the latest Norwegian film?" - which wasn't released in Russia yet?

"I had no idea lobster was an expensive dish" - (no comment)

"I ate all the crab & eel rolls, because I know you don't like them. You prefer the spongey tofu one, don't you?"

Don Jamalione
15-08-2010, 13:48
what ... i wouldnt agree with everything thats about man.. it just seems that all males are f**king vegetables, some are and some are not... too twisted???)))

franzewich
15-08-2010, 15:40
what ... i wouldnt agree with everything thats about man.. it just seems that all males are f**king vegetables, some are and some are not... too twisted???)))

Oh, I agree with everything 100%. Some translations are even put in very friendly terms! ;) I would have expressed some of it far more, well, "directly"!

zairah
09-02-2011, 14:32
nice one.... i think i will agree with those vocabularies...

:applause::applause::applause::12115::12115:

shurale
17-02-2011, 19:56
Anybody has a link for a picture dictionary for males and females?

Josephine
17-02-2011, 20:15
ha! terrifyingly brilliant :)

andrewjazz
28-02-2011, 06:48
Makes perfect sense ;)))

Aleonka
09-04-2011, 16:54
Funny! Seems to be true :)

rivombreuse
24-09-2011, 14:01
"Do you want to go to a movie = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you"

:iagree:

FatAndy
24-09-2011, 14:31
Great, yes... and it's the reason why mankind still exists... ;)

mds45
24-09-2011, 15:56
"Do you want to go to a movie = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = Iíd eventually like to have sex with you"

:iagree:

when all is said and done this really is what it's all about.