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Punch
12-11-2004, 11:34
It seems that Marina Sharapova is not only the cutiest world tennis player today but she's the only one among five Russians who still has a chance to win WTA Championship. I vote for her. This 17-year-old Russian beauty is definitely better than mannish

Punch
12-11-2004, 11:34
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Punch
12-11-2004, 11:35
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Punch
12-11-2004, 11:36
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Punch
12-11-2004, 11:36
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Punch
12-11-2004, 11:38
Than mannish Mauresmo, Serena Williams or Davenport!

Kseniya
12-11-2004, 11:39
she is cute and she plays so GOOD!!! I vote for her.

littlejohn
12-11-2004, 11:45
Out of ten, I would definately give her one!

sfjohns67
12-11-2004, 11:55
Since when is Miami a part of Russia?

clemens_cis
12-11-2004, 12:17
does Kshisya play tennis?

Jet
12-11-2004, 12:49
Agree with Punch, Serena Williams looks like an average athlet... male athlet!! Damn

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 12:55
Sharapova can have ME anytime she wants...!

(NB: I'm just a PM away, Masha!)

Filimon
12-11-2004, 13:05
Originally posted by sfjohns67
Since when is Miami a part of Russia?

Since Martina Navratilova became American :)

ghost 6-3
12-11-2004, 13:24
She's still jail bait.

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 13:54
Originally posted by Filimon
Since Martina Navratilova became American :)

Navratilova is Czech, isn't she?

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 14:00
Originally posted by ghost 6-3
She's still jail bait.
Who? Navratilova?

Sidney Bliss
12-11-2004, 14:02
Why are pictures of pretty gals invariably always posted by ugly gits?

Kshisya
12-11-2004, 14:03
Originally posted by clemens_cis
does Kshisya play tennis?

of course I do :respect:


:eek: oh!!! I remember I actually beat you in table tennis ;) dont ya affraid to looOOOOOOOOOOooooooooose again? :p :p:p











how come that you never mentioned KurniKu in this one? ;)

I actually like Sharapova a lot ;) a very nice and cute one :)

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 14:28
Kournikova, yeah! She's hot too!

Filimon
12-11-2004, 14:41
Originally posted by Shatneresque
Navratilova is Czech, isn't she?

Yep, but that's irrelevant. My point was that it's what the person considers himself/herself to be that counts, not where she trains, wroks or lives. Navratilova says she is an American - we take it as a given. Sharapova says she is a Russian - oh, no. she isn't, she stores her rackets in Miami.

Kuznetsova trains in Spain - does it make her Spanish?

Deja Vu - didn't we have this debate already?:rolleyes:

Random
12-11-2004, 14:44
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
Why are pictures of pretty gals invariably always posted by ugly gits?

Coz us good looking guys don't want to post pictures of ugly women !! :p

Kshisya
12-11-2004, 15:01
Originally posted by Shatneresque
Kournikova, yeah! She's hot too!

she's a dum* As* :p

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 15:05
Originally posted by Kshisya
she's a dum* As* :p

Maybe; but, hey: Who cares?!?

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 15:08
Originally posted by Filimon
Deja Vu - didn't we have this debate already?:rolleyes:

No, that was about something else.... Anyway, didn't mean to be argumentative. Mea culpa.

Punch
12-11-2004, 16:14
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
Why are pictures of pretty gals invariably always posted by ugly gits?

Hey, Sid, take a careful look at your avatar and mine? I am more handsome to say the least.
And it's a strange logic that ugly guys should post ugly girls and handsome guys like you should post ....other handsome guys.

As for Kournikova I don't like her at all. She has a face of a milkmaid. For US she may be pretty but for Russia she's quite common.

Sidney Bliss
12-11-2004, 16:17
Originally posted by Punch
Hey, Sid, take a careful look at your avatar and mine?

I have. You've got one of those "I've got a bit of s**t under my nose" type expressions.

sfjohns67
12-11-2004, 16:21
Originally posted by Punch
As for Kournikova I don't like her at all. She has a face of a milkmaid. For US she may be pretty but for Russia she's quite common. While I agree with Sid that your picture looks like a Soviet-era KGB doink in "homosexual compromise" immersion training, I must also agree with you that Korny is a seriously ugly ho. Her eyes are too close together to suspect anything other than sex between too-close relatives somewhere back in the bloodline.

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 16:28
Originally posted by sfjohns67
I must agree with you that Korny is a seriously ugly ho.

Come on: If you came home and found her waiting for you in bed (like Tatiana Romanova in From Russia with Love), you'd actually kick her out?!?

Ain't nothin' wrong with milkmaids, so far as I'm concerned!

(For that matter, ain't nothin' wrong with four-breasted, blue-skinned, computer-worshipping planetary high priestesses with two-digit IQs, either....)

Sidney Bliss
12-11-2004, 16:31
Originally posted by sfjohns67
While I agree with Sid that your picture looks like a Soviet-era KGB doink in "homosexual compromise" immersion training

Another perfectly good pair of underpants sucked up my backside through violent chortling.:rolleyes: :D

On a more positive note, he makes a more than adequate poster boy for Spud U Like.

sfjohns67
12-11-2004, 16:38
Originally posted by Shatneresque
Come on: If you came home and found her waiting for you in bed (like Tatiana Romanova in From Russia with Love), you'd actually kick her out?!? You bet your bippy I would, otherwise my wife would stomp me a new a$shole.

Seriously, I wouldn't touch her with your pole, I really despise her in every possible way. About the only thing she has going for her is a very pretty head of hair, but hell - I have a frizzy blond fright wig that gets me off just as easily, and I don't have to stick to one-syllable words with it afterward.

Sadie
12-11-2004, 16:40
and i think she's bloody hot, might be not beautiful from regular standarts of beauty and a bit plain, but she has her special charm noone has. plus she's real *****(damn censorship :p) which even adds to it :p

Sadie
12-11-2004, 16:41
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sfjohns67
12-11-2004, 16:43
I'd still do my fright wig instead of her any day.

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 16:44
Originally posted by sfjohns67
You bet your bippy I would, otherwise my wife would stomp me a new a$shole.

Seriously, I wouldn't touch her with your pole, I really despise her in every possible way. About the only thing she has going for her is a very pretty head of hair, but hell - I have a frizzy blond fright wig that gets me off just as easily, and I don't have to stick to one-syllable words with it afterward.

For once---for ONCE, mind you---I'm speechless!!!

And keep your hands off my pole!

(SADIE---THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!!!!)

Punch
12-11-2004, 17:33
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
I have. You've got one of those "I've got a bit of s**t under my nose" type expressions.

Strange but I thought exactly the same about the guy on your avatar. :D

Canadian1979
12-11-2004, 17:38
Originally posted by Shatneresque
Navratilova is Czech, isn't she?


Yes she is! Not Russ, she was Czechoslovakian and defected to the US because of the strict commie rules regarding sportsmen and international travel. Plus she was a closet Lesbian and wanted to be free to dyke it out in the land of sin (USA).

Punch
12-11-2004, 17:38
Originally posted by sfjohns67
While I agree with Sid that your picture looks like a Soviet-era KGB doink in "homosexual compromise" immersion training, I must also agree with you that Korny is a seriously ugly ho.

Sounds great from a ship in high-heeled shoes. There is really some bestiality touch here. And I thought that only Polar Bear is inclined to Bestiality here. :D

Punch
12-11-2004, 17:39
not ship but sheep ))

Sidney Bliss
12-11-2004, 17:39
And the 'guy' in my avatar is me right?

If you put your brain in a walnut shell it'd still friggin' rattle.

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 17:47
Originally posted by Canadian1979
She was a closet Lesbian and wanted to be free to dyke it out in the land of sin (USA).

"An excellent way of putting it," he said sardonically....

Kseniya
12-11-2004, 17:57
Originally posted by Canadian1979
Yes she is! Not Russ, she was Czechoslovakian and defected to the US because of the strict commie rules regarding sportsmen and international travel. Plus she was a closet Lesbian and wanted to be free to dyke it out in the land of sin (USA).

she's quite old now, isn't she? (Navratilova)

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 18:05
Originally posted by Kseniya
she's quite old now, isn't she? (Navratilova)

Pushin' 60, I believe....

Kseniya
12-11-2004, 18:10
I saw her at Kremlin Cup last year. She played in doubles.

Canadian1979
12-11-2004, 18:13
Originally posted by Shatneresque
Pushin' 60, I believe....

More like late 40's, maybe 50. Certainly not 60!

Canadian1979
12-11-2004, 18:15
....Martina Navratilova was born on
October 18, 1956....

48

Kseniya
12-11-2004, 18:16
Originally posted by Canadian1979
More like late 40's, maybe 50. Certainly not 60!

I have checked, she is 48.

Punch
12-11-2004, 18:26
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
And the 'guy' in my avatar is me right?


I don't give a **** who the guy on your avatar is. :D

Shatneresque
12-11-2004, 18:42
Originally posted by Kseniya
I have checked, she is 48.

Huh. Looks older. Or maybe I was thinking of Billie Jean King....

Punch
15-11-2004, 12:12
The girl made it! She will play in the WTA Championship finals with Serena. Let's keep our fingers crossed for the girl!!! :thumbsup: :queen:

Punch
16-11-2004, 10:59
She did it!! Have you seen Sharapova's game with Williams? I switched on my TV at 6-00 a.m. and watched how Sharapova lost the first set 4 to 6. I then swithed off the TV and went to sleep thinking that she will certainly lose the game. And now I find out that she still won and became a world champion. I am sure that next year this 17-year old pretty will become first in the WTA ratings. :hooray: :hooray: :hooray: