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Random
27-10-2004, 12:54
Probably not applicable here in Moscow ...but a chuckle anyway

http://adverts.freeloader.com/zurich/

DPG
27-10-2004, 13:00
At least I know why I failed my driving test now...

Random
27-10-2004, 13:06
Originally posted by DPG
At least I know why I failed my driving test now...

So your parking or rather vehicle abandoning skills should be fine here then !!!

kak
27-10-2004, 13:10
Check this:
http://www.koreus.com/files/200406/parkingcreneau.html
;)

Ledka
27-10-2004, 13:14
oi, oi, oi... failed

kak
27-10-2004, 13:22
good one as well! ;)
http://www.koreus.com/files/200408/parking.html

Kingwillhe
27-10-2004, 13:31
crap, crap, crap.

If I had my truck this would be a snap. Damn euro cars!!

peyote
27-10-2004, 15:29
just think of russians instead of italians... just about the same... well, not really... much worse!

enjoy! (http://www.lifeinitaly.com/flash/)

Kingwillhe
27-10-2004, 15:37
I thought the pedestrian crosswalk scenerio would fit well with Moscow!!:D :D :D

plastique
27-10-2004, 16:14
at this, i suck...


in real life i can do it no prob...

peyote
27-10-2004, 16:22
Originally posted by Kingwillhe
I thought the pedestrian crosswalk scenerio would fit well with Moscow!!:D :D :D and the queue, the smoking, the bureaucracy... c'mon! all of them except pizza and coffee... ;)

Sparafucile
27-10-2004, 16:35
I've noticed that the worst drivers in Moscow drive Volgas.

Physical Appearance of Driver:

aged 55, large pot belly, flat leather cap. "Stalin" moustache, black leather jacket. "Belomorkanal" glued to lower lip.

Road Habits:

1) believes using indicators is equivalent to disclosing State Secrets

2) waits at traffic lights patiently until they are about to turn red, then pulls into the junction ahead diagonally, blocking movement in both directions. Pulls surprised face as though unaware of the chaos caused, and lights a papirosa.

3) never washes vehicle - road ahead is visible only through an 8cm gap in the thick layer of mud coating the windscreen. The mud conceals multiple full-length cracks in the glass.

4) immune to traffic lights

5) believes the "no entry" sign means "proceed at reduced speed".

6) parks across the entry to your viezd, blocking access for all vehicles.