View Full Version : Doctors Speak out on the Financial Bail-Out Package

09-04-2009, 20:00
The Allergists voted to
scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not

to make any rash

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but

Neurologists thought the
administration had a lot of nerve, and the

Obstetricians felt they
were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists
considered the idea shortsighted; the

Pathologists yelled, "Over
my dead body!" while the

Pediatricians said, 'Oh,
grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought
the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the
Surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole

The Internists thought it
was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole
new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it
was a step forward, but the Urologists
felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists
thought the whole idea was a gas; and the

Cardiologists didn't have
the heart to say no.

In the end, the
Proctologists left the decision up to the assholes in

09-04-2009, 20:26
Brilliant, thanks :)