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Fat Andy Glass
30-09-2004, 11:27
Because I'm coming to sweep you off your feet. All other men can step aside now because you have no chance of getting a single date with me around. I'm a beachball of love and I know how to treat a woman real nice and tell her stuff to make her happy and things like that.

Andy x

sfjohns67
30-09-2004, 11:28
This windup has been done already.

85StonePolarBear
30-09-2004, 11:29
I guess wind-up season is in full blast. Enjoy playing with yourselves, winder-uppers!

Fat Andy Glass
30-09-2004, 11:34
This is really playing fair. Two of my rivals already put themselves out of the picture. It's nothing personal fellas, you are probably very nice men and I am sure other women would be very happy to have you.

85StonePolarBear
30-09-2004, 11:35
There are a number of inflatable dolls waiting for you in Moscow's many intim shops.

yankee@moscow
30-09-2004, 11:39
Great first post!:o

Fat Andy Glass
30-09-2004, 11:40
Originally posted by 85StonePolarBear
There are a number of inflatable dolls waiting for you in Moscow's many intim shops.

I'm not a pervert so I'm not up on that sort of thing. Please don't demonstrate your jealousy towards me by spoiling my thread.

Fat Andy Glass
30-09-2004, 11:40
Originally posted by yankee@moscow
Great first post!:o

Thanks very much. You're exactly the sort of guy I see myself being pals with once I get settled here.

85StonePolarBear
30-09-2004, 11:42
Sorry, but beach balls full of love are of interest only to inflatable dolls, and not only are you a wind-up but you are not even new to the site. ...............the big white furball inserts his claw into the beach ball and it deflates..........bye-bye now!

Sadie
30-09-2004, 11:46
Ladies, stand in line, please

85StonePolarBear
30-09-2004, 11:48
They are all lined up on Leningradsky prospekt tonight waiting for Fat Andy, but I would not call them ladies by any means..............

Shatneresque
30-09-2004, 11:54
Originally posted by 85StonePolarBear
They are all lined up on Leningradsky prospekt tonight waiting for Fat Andy, but I would not call them ladies by any means..............

Howsabout "of the evening?"

polly
30-09-2004, 12:20
"beachball of love"

hmmm... maybe you should study some Smoove B before you post your next thread.

sparky
30-09-2004, 13:49
Correct me if i'm wrong, but aren't beachballs just full of hot air?

Fat Andy Glass
30-09-2004, 15:10
Originally posted by 85StonePolarBear
Sorry, but beach balls full of love are of interest only to inflatable dolls, and not only are you a wind-up but you are not even new to the site. ...............the big white furball inserts his claw into the beach ball and it deflates..........bye-bye now!

That's a very mean thing to say. You try to pass yourself off as a friendly cuddly bear but really you're just a great big fat rotter.

85StonePolarBear
30-09-2004, 15:11
Originally posted by Fat Andy Glass
That's a very mean thing to say. You try to pass yourself off as a friendly cuddly bear but really you're just a great big fat rotter.

Look at my title! I am not very cuddly towards uncreative wind-ups. I rather prefer the creative kind!

Fat Andy Glass
30-09-2004, 15:11
Originally posted by ElectricDave
Correct me if i'm wrong, but aren't beachballs just full of hot air?

You're wrong. The air doesn't need to be hot.

Fat Andy Glass
30-09-2004, 15:12
Originally posted by 85StonePolarBear
Look at my title! I am not very cuddly towards uncreative wind-ups. I rather prefer the creative kind!

Pick on someone your own size.

Sad Radio
30-09-2004, 19:08
you know what i just remembered? an article posted i guess by amandaH&K about a guy who desperately tried to pull girls in moscow clubs, and after having been sent to f*** himself a few times, hopelessly ordered a girl by telephone... and lived with her ever since...

HandsoMan
30-09-2004, 19:26
Originally posted by Fat Andy Glass
Pick on someone your own size.

"Ha Ha. Looks like Polar Bear got to FAG."

plastique
01-10-2004, 23:29
how sick is it that i read that post in nelson's voice in my head?!

Smurfette
02-10-2004, 00:01
Oh god - thats made me think of it like that too (its funny though ;) )

Vanilla
05-10-2004, 15:30
Originally posted by Fat Andy Glass
tell her stuff to make her happy and things like that.

Andy x

We donТt want to import this, Andy, have plenty in stock locally.

P.S.
Anyone knows the propper translation for мудозвон?

Maine Surfer
05-10-2004, 15:47
Originally posted by Vanilla


P.S.
Anyone knows the propper translation for мудозвон?

MUDOZVON

Idiot Amin
05-10-2004, 15:49
Originally posted by Vanilla
P.S.
Anyone knows the propper translation for мудозвон?

Gotkafa.