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MissAnnElk
12-01-2009, 18:56
1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less.

4. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

6. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

7. Take up a new habit: smoking.

8. Spend more time at work.

9. Take a vacation to some place important: like to see the largest ball of twine.

10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

11. Quit giving money and time to charity.

12. Start being superstitious.

13. Have my car lowered and invest in a really loud stereo system. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.

14. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.

15. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms.

16. Personal goal: bring back disco.

Katrine L
12-01-2009, 20:27
1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less.

4. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

6. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

7. Take up a new habit: smoking.

8. Spend more time at work.

9. Take a vacation to some place important: like to see the largest ball of twine.

10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

11. Quit giving money and time to charity.

12. Start being superstitious.

13. Have my car lowered and invest in a really loud stereo system. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.

14. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.

15. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms.

16. Personal goal: bring back disco.
I'm very much curious - where does a source of that desires lay?:question: :punk:

RIKO
12-01-2009, 21:03
Great resolutions .... you will probably find quite a lot in common with this crowd: Redneck New Years Resolutions - Playa del Carmen, Mexico forum (http://www.playa.info/playa-del-carmen-forum/11537-redneck-new-years-resolutions.html)

Wodin
12-01-2009, 21:46
1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less.

4. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

6. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

7. Take up a new habit: smoking.

8. Spend more time at work.

9. Take a vacation to some place important: like to see the largest ball of twine.

10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

11. Quit giving money and time to charity.

12. Start being superstitious.

13. Have my car lowered and invest in a really loud stereo system. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.

14. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.

15. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms.

16. Personal goal: bring back disco.

Hey...where did you get a copy of my confidential resolutions from?

J.D.
12-01-2009, 22:10
Need any help?
Count me in.

Willy
13-01-2009, 03:45
You guys are slow.

It's reverse psychology, smart girl, she knows she never kept one New Years resolution ever in her whole life, in fact what I can tell about this chick ( yes I believe she was a chick in her youth) from the little I've read here from her is, not only did she not keep any resolution (new year or other wise) she most likely broke every one in a big way.



So I hope you haven't changed and this year will be just like all the rest.


Good luck honey!

Mirka
13-01-2009, 11:38
New Years resolutions - drink less, smoke less and don't talk complete nonsense to strangers..... :)

Somehow never able to keep any of my New Years resolutions....... :)