View Full Version : Ned's complaint

Candy Lollipop
27-07-2004, 07:45
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
it was a little too dry for moscow's weather at the moment.

Did you get it in Smolenskaya produkty, then? Apparently, they buy georgian cleanskins and put new labels on them in order to attract aussie clientele. Did they sell Dead Dingo's Donger or Nun's Nasty to you? The latter is a semi-dry, though.

Ned Kelly
27-07-2004, 08:41
only semi?

Candy Lollipop
27-07-2004, 09:49
It depends on her vintage, i.e. for how long she has been kept in nunnery:p

Moscow Wolf
27-07-2004, 13:01
He likes his woman from the Outback, all dried up like a Prune!

Ned Kelly
28-07-2004, 13:40
work it out: do you eat whiskas or chappie when in moscow? when in rome...

...she thus has to resemble vobla.;)

Moscow Wolf
30-07-2004, 03:02
I eat rabbits, but when I can't get them, I'll settle for a bit of Pussy.

Vobla!!! Ned you just get worse, next you'll be telling us you stand outside Metro stations drinking a bottle of Baltica No 3 and eating your vobla.