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Sidney Bliss
21-07-2004, 17:35
"Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman"
Brian Moore

"...and Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion"
John Arlott

"Sex is an anti-climax after that !"
Grand National winning jockey Mark Fitzgerald

"Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everybody saw that"
Desmond Lynam

"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live

"Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard"
Ron Atkinson

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical"
Murray Walker

"This is a truly international field, no Britons involved."
David Coleman

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
Ian Rush

Dennis Pennis: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?" Chris Eubank: "On what?"

"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North

"He's pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his Captain off!"
George Hamilton as Butreguanio comes off against Ireland.

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator

"So, this movie you star in, The Life Story of George Best, tell us what it's about."
George Gavin, Sky Sport

"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix

"There are the boys, their balls between their legs"
Amanda Redington, GMTV

"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open

"We will be talking about British men who go abroad for illegal sex with child prostitutes, some as young as 6, and that's what I hope to be doing later."
JIMMY YOUNG

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them - Oh my God, what have I just said?"
USTV commentator

"People in Italy are not having enough babies, and the population is in decline. Those in the south are keeping their end up, but cannot make up for the decline in the north."
TV Euronews

"Linford Christie's got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most."
David Coleman

"If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning I'd have been all over you."
Sam Torrance Golfer , BBC2

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona"
Mark Draper - Aston Villa

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
Greg Norman

DJ Biscuit
21-07-2004, 17:43
:D

Excellent!

What about: ''My parents have been there for me since I was about seven''

David Beckham.

kak
21-07-2004, 17:48
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body"
(Winston Bennett)

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical"
(Murray Walker)

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"
(Alan Minter)

"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball"
(John Francombe)

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
(Terry Venables)

"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson)

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
(Ron Atkinson)

"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres."
(David Coleman)

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
(Metro Radio)

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
(Ron Atkinson)

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)

"What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?"
(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live )

"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class"
(David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics)

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them........... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
(USTV commentator) Sandi