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Candy Lollipop
20-07-2004, 17:33
This place is lacking music.

How about One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.or Red, Red Wineor at least Pour Some Sugar on Me I m surprised that nobody has performed Why Dont We Get Drunk and Screw yet:)


Something to start with:

I get knocked down (We'll be singing)
But I get up again (When we're winning)
You're never going to keep me down (We'll be singing)

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

'Oh Danny Boy
Danny Boy
Danny Boy...'

I get knocked down (We'll be singing)
But I get up again (When we're winning)
You're never going to keep me down (We'll be singing)



Or more cheerful one:

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up....

Ghost
20-07-2004, 17:44
Security!

Candy Lollipop
20-07-2004, 18:00
You have me lost here. Do you mean Security lyrics by Stacie Orrico or Peter Gabriel?

DJ Biscuit
20-07-2004, 19:07
If the ocean was whisky
And I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And never come up



Beer beer
We want more beer
All the lads are cheering
Get the f*****g beer in...

Sheepy
20-07-2004, 21:55
Sally the camel had three humps
Sally the camel had three humps
Sally the camel had three humps
Go Sally go! :D

Oh oh oh...

(everybody join in with the actions now...)

Sally the camel had two humps....

Candy Lollipop
21-07-2004, 00:16
[By Dead Kennedys]

Went to a party
You danced all night
You drank 16 beers
And you started up a fight

But now youre jaded
Im out of luck
Youre rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f***

Too drunk to f***
Too drunk to f***
Too drunk, to f***
Youre too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To f***

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to f***
Too drunk to f***
Too drunk, to f***
Youre sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to f***


and so on...

Kshisya
21-07-2004, 00:24
Originally posted by Candy Lollipop
[By Dead Kennedys]

Went to a party
You danced all night
You drank 16 beers
And you started up a fight

But now youre jaded
Im out of luck
Youre rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f***

Too drunk to f***
Too drunk to f***
Too drunk, to f***
Youre too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To f***



:D :thumbsup: when I was young :rolleyes: that song used to be one of my fav as a song and ...as an excuse! :p

Candy Lollipop
21-07-2004, 00:56
Still nothing can beat Hotel California.

Not sure I'm being on topic , but then again , it contains the line related to drink:

So i called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine He said...

lochnessmonster
21-07-2004, 02:00
If you want a drink-related song then I will direct you to The Pogues. I once went to a Pogues concert (Sheffield 1988) and I can honestly say I have NEVER seen so many people drunk in my life, especially the group on stage. Pretty damn impressive!! One of the line begins with 'whiskey' and ends in 'whiskey' and has 'whiskey' all the way through!

Candy Lollipop
21-07-2004, 02:25
Do you mean Streams of Whiskey ?


I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

Ghost
21-07-2004, 07:31
I put my hand upon her thigh, ya ho! (yo ho! yo ho! yo ho!)
I put my hand upon her thigh, ya ho! (yo ho! yo ho! yo ho!)
I put my hand upon her thigh she said "Hey rugger, you're way too high! Get in, get out, you're f***ing about!" Ya ho yo ho yo ho!

(repeat verse with various body parts)

Then there's always Father Abraham... :)

lochnessmonster
21-07-2004, 09:57
Yes, streams of whiskey, but any of the songs can remind you of the demon drink...

Candy Lollipop
21-07-2004, 10:07
Originally posted by Ghost
I put my hand upon her thigh, ya ho! (yo ho! yo ho! yo ho!)
I put my hand upon her thigh, ya ho! (yo ho! yo ho! yo ho!)
I put my hand upon her thigh she said "Hey rugger, you're way too high! Get in, get out, you're f***ing about!" Ya ho yo ho yo ho!

(repeat verse with various body parts)



I'll try, then....

He put his hand upon my elbow ya ho! (yo ho! yo ho! yo ho!)
He put his hand upon my elbow ya ho! (yo ho! yo ho! yo ho!)
He put his hand upon my elbow, I said "Hey rugger, you're way too big fellow? :p:p


oh, you touch my tralala,
mm my ding ding dong.
la lalala lalala....
Oh, you touch my tralala
la la lala lalala....
mm, my ding ding dong.
la lalala lalala....

Random
21-07-2004, 10:22
Four and twenty virgins
Came down from Inverness
And when the ball was over
There were four and twenty less

.....................

;)

lochnessmonster
21-07-2004, 10:40
She was only the tailor's daughter.....

Kshisya
21-07-2004, 10:42
Where are me boots, me noggin, noggin boots :drink:
They're all gone for beer and tobacco
For the heels, they are worn out and the toes are kicked about
And the soles are looking out for better weather :sunny:

Chorus
And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog :drink::hooray:
All for me beer and tobacco :respect:
For I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Now across the western ocean I must wander

Where is me shirt, me noggin, noggin shirt
It's all gone for beer and tobacco
For the collar is all worn and the sleeves, they are all torn
And the tail is looking out for better weather

Chorus
And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
For I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Now across the western ocean I must wander

, - *!
! :eh:
* , 27! :cussing:
!!!

*!! :hooray: !! :drink:
!
For I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
! :hooray:

Candy Lollipop
21-07-2004, 11:10
Originally posted by Random
Four and twenty virgins
Came down from Inverness
And when the ball was over
There were four and twenty less

.....................

;)


Random,

it looks like limerick to me, not like a bar song:)

Candy Lollipop
21-07-2004, 11:11
Originally posted by Kshisya
Chorus
And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
For I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Now across the western ocean I must wander

, - *!
! :eh:
* , 27! :cussing:
!!!

*!! :hooray: !! :drink:
!
For I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
! :hooray:

?:p :)

Kshisya
21-07-2004, 11:15
Originally posted by Candy Lollipop
?:p :)

me not rude!!! :p that is the translation done by some band from St.Pete for LEGLESS and he was performing this song in 2 languages in Silvers and else where when drunk :p The song was a big success ...those were the days! :rolleyes:

??? ??? :D your loss :D I didnt keep the translation unfortunately lost...but Fa-Q should have the whole song in Russian :) ask him he'll share! :D

Candy Lollipop
21-07-2004, 11:21
Originally posted by Kshisya

??? :

, .... - :shame: :shame:

, :p


Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Random
21-07-2004, 11:24
Originally posted by Candy Lollipop
Random,

it looks like limerick to me, not like a bar song:)

Its the opening verse to a very famous Squaddie / Rugby song The Ball of Kirriemuir - there are a lot of verses


:D

Kshisya
21-07-2004, 11:26
I went into my chamber :respect:
All for to take a slumber
I dreamt of gold and jewels :gorgeous:
And for sure it was no wonder
But Jenny drew my charges
She filled them up with water
She sent for Captain Farrell
To be ready for the slaughter :cussing:

:hooray:With me ring am a do ama dah
Whack fol the daddy o
Whack fol the daddy o
There's whiskey in the jar.
:hooray:




nu and this one always made me laugh, I heard Lee, Len and Johny trying to make something of it! that was sweet! :D :

I've been a wild rover for many a year
And I spent all my money on whiskey and beer,
And now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more.
And it's no, nay, never,
No nay never no more,
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more :drink::drink::D

Kshisya
21-07-2004, 11:28
Originally posted by Candy Lollipop
, .... - :shame: :shame:

, :p




:suspect: ! :D ??? :p

I am kinda not sure bout your gender, honey, so there :p:p:p

Candy Lollipop
21-07-2004, 11:34
Originally posted by Random
Its the opening verse to a very famous Squaddie / Rugby song The Ball of Kirriemuir - there are a lot of verses


:D

Curious to hear more of rugby songs?:)

Shatneresque
23-07-2004, 10:36
Originally posted by Random
Four and twenty virgins
Came down from Inverness
And when the ball was over
There were four and twenty less

.....................

"The Ball Of Ballynoor"!!!! One of my all-time favourites!!!!
The lyrics are on the Internet; check 'em out!

Also, try "Ay, yi, yi, yi! Your mother swims after troopships!"
and "'Round and 'round went the Big Fri**ing Wheel...."
;)

Random
23-07-2004, 10:44
Originally posted by Candy Lollipop
Curious to hear more of rugby songs?:)


http://www.rugbysongs.net/

Should keep you amused for a while ....

:agree: :D :agree:

boscoe
23-07-2004, 11:50
Fish and Chips and fish and chips and cheese and buscuits cheese and buscuits.... SOOOOOUP, SOOOOOUP!

Fish and Chips and fish and chips and cheese and buscuits cheese and buscuits.... SOOOOOUP, SOOOOOUP!

Chorus;

Fish and Chips and fish and chips and cheese and buscuits cheese and buscuits.... SOOOOOUP, SOOOOOUP!

Candy Lollipop
23-07-2004, 13:46
Originally posted by Random
http://www.rugbysongs.net/

Should keep you amused for a while ....

:agree: :D :agree:

You can find even Barnacle Bill there:p

I have slightly different version, though.

Ned Kelly
26-07-2004, 21:28
ok, not really a bar song, but the first time i met expat.ru'ers was watching england vs. france and there was one guy at the bar drinking red wine....what were the chance he was french? t'was my introduction to kakrout!

Red, red wine goes to my head,
Makes me forget that I still need her so

Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go

Life is fine every time,
Thoughts of you leave my head
I was wrong, now I find
Just one thing makes me forget

Red, red wine, stay close to me
Don't let me be alone
It's tearing apart my blue heart

Red red wine, you make me feel so fine,
You keep me rockin' all of the time
Red red wine, you make me feel so grand,
I feel a million dollar when you're just in my hand
Red red wine, you make me feel so sad,
Any time I see you go, it make me feel bad Red red wine, you make me feel so fine,
Monkey back and ease up on the sweet deadline

Red red wine, you give me holy pahzing
Holy pahzing, you make me do my own thing
Red red wine, you give me not awful love
Your kind of lovin' like a blessing from above
Red red wine, I loved you right from the start,
Right from the start, and with all of my heart
Red red wine in an eighties style
Red red wine in a modern beat style
Yeah

Give me a little time, let me clear out my mind
Give me a little time, let me clear out my mind
Give me red wine, the kind make me feel fine
You make me feel fine all of the time
Red red wine, you make me feel so fine
Monkey back and ease up on the sweet deadline
The line broke, the money get choked,
Bunbah, ganjapani, little rubber boat
Red red wine, I'm gonna hold on to you,
Hold on to you 'cause I know you love truth
Red red wine, I'm gonna love you till I die,
Love you till I die, and that's no lie
Red red wine, can't get your off my mind
Wherever you may be, I'll surely find,
I'll surely find. Make no fuss, just leave us

Candy Lollipop
27-07-2004, 01:15
Ace!

Are you drinking that red plonk with the flies, you bludger?:p

Ned Kelly
27-07-2004, 05:31
woman, is it me or do you make no sense whatsoever? actually i was but it was a little too dry for moscow's weather at the moment.

Random
27-07-2004, 10:00
A women that makes sense ??? nope beats me !!

:)

Candy Lollipop
27-07-2004, 10:09
it's not candy making no sense, it's only that ned has lived in Russia long enough to forget aussie slang:)

does it make sense, though?

Random
27-07-2004, 10:23
Fair dink'um !!

;)

Candy Lollipop
27-07-2004, 10:34
Dinky-di

Moscow Wolf
30-07-2004, 03:23
A Wolfie Song - As borrowed from Mary Hopkins

Once upon a time, there was a tavern,
Where we used to raise a glass or two, or three or four!
Where we used to while away the hours,
Thinking of the things we used to do.
Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end,
We'd sing and dance for ever and a day.
We'd live the live we choose,
We'd fight and never lose,
For we're The Wolves, oh yes we are The Wolves!
La la la la la. La la la la
La la la laaa la, la la la la...

gadfly
30-07-2004, 14:48
Get in, get out, quit f*cking about, ya ho ya ho ya ho.

And now she's in a wooden box, yo ho! yo ho!
And now she's in a wooden box, yo ho! yo ho!
She'd sucked too many Yankee cocks, yo ho! yo ho! yo ho!

We dig her up every now and then, yo ho! yo ho!
We dig her up every now and then, yo ho! yo ho!
We dig her up every now and then - she did it once, she'll do it again!
Get in, get out, quit f*cking about, ya ho ya ho ya ho.

zemlyanika3
30-07-2004, 15:31
Walking down canal street, went from door to door.
God damned son of a bitch couldn't find a whore.
Finally found a whore (hey!) she was tall and thin.
God damned son of a bitch couldn't get it in.
Finally got it in (hey!) worked it all about.
God damned son of a bitch couldn't get it out.
Finally got it out (hey!) it was red and sore.
GOD DAMNED SON OF A BITCH - NEVER F*CK A WHORE!

DJ Biscuit
12-08-2004, 19:02
(tune:Que sera sera - whatever will be will be )

when i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what should i be
should i be Tottenham
should i be Arsenal
heres what she said to me
go wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and kill the Arsenal scum

Moscow Wolf
13-08-2004, 13:44
Oh a nice friendly one today is it then DJ! lol.