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kalan
19-07-2004, 00:06
get Deported!?!?!??!

Come on now... serve me!

stefania2003
19-07-2004, 11:15
Talking about deportation...when I got back this time my landlord decided to be absent from the country...I'd told him about the DEZ form and he'd not completed it and not given his wife Power of Attorney as he'd promised. So I registered at a hotel (you can do this for 3 months) since I intended to leave the country within a month I didn't consider this a risk. And I wondered if I did get deported for non-registration would the Russian Government pick up the tab?? Quite seriously; getting deported (even if like me you don't intend to return) is NOT a good idea because it might well affect your intention to reside in another country. After all, many other countries have ferocious beaurocracies and a deportation is I think (I'm a lawyer but am not sure of this) considered as a black mark on your police record and would have to be declared when wanting to reside somewhere else. So it's not desirable. I wonder for example, would it be better for this guy to simply jump before he's pushed i.e. leave before the deportation order is made? That way he escapes a blemish on his record.

Midas
19-07-2004, 11:27
Stefania, you become notoriously known for having problems with visa/registration etc. :)

kalan
19-07-2004, 11:59
Stephania.... any government has the right to deny anyone admittance. For no reason whatsoever. In the situation I'm working on, the guy will probably receive his passport with his visa cancelled and be issued an exit visa to leave the country within a few days, maybe a couple of weeks if he's lucky. He pays the tab to leave.

Enough of this... HEY BOSCOE! WHERE'S MY DAMN BEER?!?!?! :confused:

stefania2003
19-07-2004, 12:32
Midas, first of all you'd better check up on your use of the English language ('notorious' means something else) - secondly I've had no visa problems or else I wouldnt' be here. I've just had the usual problems that everyone else has here with absentee/reluctant landlords regarding registration but so far have managed to sort everything out quite satisfactorily. So - save it!

Midas
19-07-2004, 12:39
Oh my God! I'm sorry if I hurt your vulnerable soul with my cruel comments. And that use of the English language...

boscoe
19-07-2004, 12:50
You'll get served... but it ain't going on tick!

kalan
19-07-2004, 13:01
Boscoe,

Yeah yeah... just serve the damn beer, will ya? And keep your ticks to yourself... I have enough BLOODSUCKERS here after my ass already!

And Stephania - pay no mind to Midas...

DJ Biscuit
19-07-2004, 13:04
''Large VAT please George, put it on me slate''

kalan
19-07-2004, 13:08
Where's my damn beer?!?!?! I'd pour it myself but the taps have some creep crawly things walking on it... YUCK!

On the other hand... might they be the appetizers? Come to think of it, I haven't seen any nuts around here - EXCEPT for the other patrons, that is.

Moscow Wolf
21-07-2004, 01:14
Who is this Pretender!!

Stephanie, no Politics in the Bar PLEASE, we come here to relax and get drunk, or do we arrive drunk and relax, I've forgotten already. Why has everybody taken that 'back' to the wall stance then, has Sir Gay been in?

Candy Lollipop
21-07-2004, 12:12
Originally posted by kalan
get Deported!?!?!??!

Come on now... serve me!

play chess while waiting;)

kalan
01-08-2004, 22:06
Now that's what I call chess... what a great idea!

Simmona
01-08-2004, 22:17
Need a partner for a game of chess? I do not know if i can drink that much yet, but i will try:-)

kniga
02-08-2004, 08:54
Lordy, a 25-year-old cutie pie who is willing to try drinking that much beer! Where the hell were you when I was your age?

boscoe
02-08-2004, 12:03
hiding?

Braders
02-08-2004, 19:19
I can see 4 moves that'll have me on my back!

DJ Biscuit
02-08-2004, 19:28
Sidney Bliss knows four moves to get someone on their back!

Braders
02-08-2004, 19:33
You're not wrong there!

Moscow Wolf
04-08-2004, 16:34
You fancy a bit of Czech Mate!

boscoe
04-08-2004, 17:26
what about En Passout :)

Simmona
04-08-2004, 20:42
Originally posted by kniga
Lordy, a 25-year-old cutie pie who is willing to try drinking that much beer! Where the hell were you when I was your age?

Practicing drinking milk? :drink:

sir Gay
19-08-2004, 23:06
Originally posted by Moscow Wolf
I've forgotten already. Why has everybody taken that 'back' to the wall stance then, has Sir Gay been in?


:) oh yeah, i HAVE been in, oh yeah :)

Moscow Wolf
20-08-2004, 08:22
You have become 'infamous' for all the wrong reasons, how did you manage to pull that one of, I'll never know!

sir Gay
20-08-2004, 09:32
it's a gay conspiracy, wolfie:)