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DJ Biscuit
12-07-2004, 18:56
Dear Boscoe I have a serious drink problem.





The off license near my home closes too early. What should I do?

Tatiana cat
12-07-2004, 19:07
Steal from your restaurant :D

DJ Biscuit
12-07-2004, 19:10
Good call, smooth move! Just like the rest of the lazy f*** wits who hang around here all month waiting for pay day. I don't know why I bother.

So I'll take your advice .

DPG
12-07-2004, 20:22
Lol - I noticed last time a slight erm, change in the personnel at your place DJ, did you finally lose your rag with the wasters??!

DJ Biscuit
12-07-2004, 20:31
Yes, no more Mr.Nice Guy!

To be honest I am tired of fighting a losing battle.

Boscoe, interested in making a takeover bid?

Am interested in new job offers *hint*

Sheepy
12-07-2004, 21:39
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
Dear Boscoe I have a serious drink problem.





I have two hands but only one mouth! :p

boscoe
13-07-2004, 01:01
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
Dear Boscoe I have a serious drink problem.





The off license near my home closes too early. What should I do?

move!

DJ Biscuit
13-07-2004, 18:28
Move?

Most nights I can hardly talk.

Jeesh, amatuer!

lochnessmonster
13-07-2004, 18:46
Jeesh! Professional - I think the landlord is hinting at a 'lock in' after hours if you can get your a**e in gear. Other than that, get yourself a looooooooong straw that is cunningly connected to the offie's beer supply and happily drink all night without having to get up from your bed.
Problem solved!

Moscow Wolf
13-07-2004, 23:45
What's the problem with drink then? You'll stop when you pass out.

The Monster has a lot of booze left to drink before he moves on, I've drilled through 3 floors already, I'll soon have me syphon pump into his little home brewery. Might have been easier just to have broken in and stole it, I guess. Why do all the great ideas come when you don't need them!