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Kshisya
02-07-2004, 14:26
I am happy to announce that according to the votes our winners are: Vanilla :gorgeous: and DPG:respect:

:hooray: As the polls were another sign of them to be the perfect match and those 2 hot heart :inlove: couldn't wait to get together and unite their souls in our virtual wedding center! :hooray:


After all the formalities and all that :rolleyes: "I, DPG The Sexiest, take you, Vanilla The Hottest, to be my virtual wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part." "I, Vanilla The Hottest, take you, DPG The Sexiest, to be my virtual wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part." and all those "I DO"s we can congratulate the 2 sexiest on the site!

They will be awarded the memorable and precious prizes at the next BooozerZ, till then they can enjoy their honeymoon at the selicon valley! !! :p

Vanilla
02-07-2004, 14:38
Papa, Mama, thank you for your efforts.
Kshi, zasranka, u did it (tomorrow Iíll cover you with the whipped cream and make camus lick it ALL)
Noble society, je suis touchee, merci

DPG, forgive me, Iíve cheated yesterday, during the lunch break. And feel like doing it tonight (same culprit).

kot begemot
02-07-2004, 16:03
DPG -- I feel for you man. "Married" only a few minutes and she's already sneakin' around. Dump her! Run away! :p

Ghost
02-07-2004, 16:59
Originally posted by Kshisya
They will be awarded the memorable and precious prizes at the next BooozerZ*

* Prizes subject to approval.

Kshisya
02-07-2004, 17:40
Originally posted by Ghost
* Prizes subject to approval.

:hooray: Happy Wedding, kids! Enjoy ya honeymoon! ....at least till tomorrow! :p

no crem! :stop: Kshisyu ne pachkat! :ninja:


Okay the other prizes for winners! ;-) :

1. ( virtually married - done! :p)
2. surprised branded prizes from Kshisya! (SURPRISE!! :p)
3. :queen: i.e. US i.e. Kshisya will hornor the winners with 5 mins kiss on the mouth! ...~thinkikng better~ each! :p
4. 2 free ciders from DJ-Bskt at Albion! :D


Consolation prize for the ones who didn't win and thank-you prize for ones who voted:

To be a witness of a wonderful KISS of a newly born happy hot couple! :p

Ghost
02-07-2004, 17:41
Wait, you're going to kiss DPG and then kiss Vanilla? Is that how it works?

Kshisya
02-07-2004, 17:44
Originally posted by Ghost
Wait, you're going to kiss DPG and then kiss Vanilla? Is that how it works?

:rolleyes: either DPG first then Vanilla...:rolleyes: or Vanilla first and then DPG :rolleyes:

well I also should have some fun out of it, eh? ;) I can't just run around and be responsible for arrangments and awards! :rolleyes:

:p

Jet
02-07-2004, 17:49
Oh, well, congrats DPG. I am green with envy, dude, you will be in heaven tonight, I hope so :D

DJ Biscuit
02-07-2004, 18:05
Hey if you are going be kissing Vanilla and all the rest of it in public then you get the ciders no problem!

Kshisya
02-07-2004, 18:08
DJ ;) since when do you call DPG all the rest?? :p


:rolleyes: i'm thinking of kissing the ones who voted too :rolleyes:...it will depend on ma mood, man ;)...but pretty possible! :p

:rolleyes: I kinda really love everybody today, so :hooray:

:p

Jet
02-07-2004, 18:13
Ksh, I was wondering how you do that, I mean kissing in the lips, do you deploy your tongue immediately or you wait?? :D

DPG
02-07-2004, 18:25
Hey, seeing that I won this title and this virtual wife of mine has already been unfaithful, shouldn't my consolation (other than half of her house, flat, swimming pool, car, motorbike, general property and bank account balances) be that I get to kiss all the girls on the hottest girl poll (or at least the ones that I choose to kiss at any rate)?!?

Seems fair to me, what do the rest of you think?!;)

DJ Biscuit
02-07-2004, 18:28
Yep, I'd go with that. It will be a public performance I take it?

Interesting which one's you'll choose and which one's you wont, could be a nasty cat fight, public too I hope.

peyote
02-07-2004, 18:29
dpg, from a decent stoner perspective: you deserve it!
and from what i've heard around: they're dying for it!
:D

ha! i envy you, sire
:D

Jet
02-07-2004, 18:33
peyote, it depends what you mean by decent :D come to Bishkek

DPG
02-07-2004, 18:37
DJ - I'll leave it to you and a few selected others to hurl insults at those left unchosen by myself (once they are securly imprisoned in the mud-wrestling pen) so that the public fighting can start with a bang and finish with a crackle!!

DJ Biscuit
02-07-2004, 18:39
I would prefer if it started with a couple of drinks and finished with the banging! ;)

(Non Brits please refer to slang dictionary)

DPG
02-07-2004, 18:41
No, I was reffering to those NOT chosen by me...

The ones who WERE chosen, well, what you describe above...;)

Kshisya
02-07-2004, 18:41
oooooooooooooHH :eek: I 've change my mind!!!!!!


For the ones who voted i got another prize!!!! :verycool:

#6 or whatever!:

I will kiss the WOLF in public!!! :D :thumbsup: dat'll be a show!! :D :hooray:

:p


:rolleyes:...choto i kinda in some kissing mood today....:suspect:...well hope it'll change by the Boozers night! :p

Kshisya
02-07-2004, 18:43
Originally posted by DPG


The ones who WERE chosen, well, what you describe above...;)
:D that'll be a long night! :D hope your wifie wouldn't mind! :p

Jet
02-07-2004, 18:44
Kshisya, will you do it with the tongue?? Because that's where the difference is :D

DJ Biscuit
02-07-2004, 18:44
Originally posted by DPG
No, I was reffering to those NOT chosen by me...

The ones who WERE chosen, well, what you describe above...;)

Yes, point taken. Rejected means not required for the banging.

Are you prepared to take the consequences? The wrath of a woman (or ten) scorned and all that...

DPG
02-07-2004, 18:52
Well, the wrath with which the women scorned explode at the expat boozers evening will be very interesting indeed! - Particularly when viewed and dissected in slow-motion replay on satellite-transmitted video over champers and hampers in the jacuzzi on my yacht in the Bahamas with the girls that passed selection...

DJ Biscuit
02-07-2004, 18:55
Ah ''your Wifie'' is 'wife' I totally misread that and thought it was a typo and was supposed to read 'your Wolfie', I was a bit worried about you and the Wolf's relationship for a while. ;) :D :D

DPG
02-07-2004, 19:00
Originally posted by DJ Biscuit
I was a bit worried about you and the Wolf's relationship for a while. ;) :D :D

Have you ever seen a flower drooping and dying both simultaneously and instantaneously??

{Double entendre alert!:D}

DJ Biscuit
02-07-2004, 19:05
Originally posted by DPG
Have you ever seen a flower drooping and dying both simultaneously and instantaneously??

{Double entendre alert!:D}

Out of shame from being found out?

DPG
02-07-2004, 19:07
Oh dear lord no!

No, rather at the very notion implied m'lud!!

DJ Biscuit
02-07-2004, 19:10
Apologies. Sir, we are after all British and such a suggestion is preposterous.

DPG
02-07-2004, 19:25
Indeed!

Now back to the subject of my yacht and more specifically, my F&B order. Are you sure you are able to supply the requisite products? I was speaking to your barman chap yesterday and he seemed to be of the opinion that some items may be problematic?! Here is the list:

Bollinger RD 1954 - 10 cases
Iranian Beluga Caviar - 4 Kgs
Pate fois gras de canard - 4 kg
Fresh fin d'claire oysters (No. 1) - 500 pieces
Russkiy Standart platinum vodka - 10 Litres
Highland Park 45 year old malt - 10 litres
Lobsters - 22 pieces
Kamchatka Crabs - 4 pieces
Scotch Smoked Salmon - 4 kg
Cohiba Cigars - 1 humidor full
Maynards winegums - 16 kg
Assorted freshly baked bread - 10 loaves of differing varieties
Mixed fresh berries - 20 kg
Asparagus tips - 16 kg (and sufficient hollandaise)
Mixed canapes - enough for 30 people
Mixed belgian chocolates - 10 kg
Various cakes and desserts - 10 gateaux
Tailors Port, Tawny 1923 - 10 bottles
Assorted fine French and English cheeses - 10 kg

That is the preliminary list, I shall of course contact you if there are to be any revisions.

Peyote is also supplying some equipment for some of the "chosen ones", namely:

A large mirror
3 razor blades
Some matches
Some rizlas
A couple of hyperdermics
Some silver tablespoons
Silver foil

And 4 extra lifejackets for the boat!

Should be a marvellous party!!:)

DJ Biscuit
02-07-2004, 20:37
A doddle apart from the vodka which might be a problem.

DPG
02-07-2004, 20:39
Give that man a cigar, or indeed a kamchatka crab!!

lochnessmonster
02-07-2004, 22:24
Mate, I've got the cakes and the syringes!

Moscow Wolf
02-07-2004, 23:31
What do the Runners Up get then?

Braders
03-07-2004, 05:51
Hopefully some decent service at the Starlite diner!

Perhaps the 10 who voted for ya Wolf could dress up as waitresses ;)

Moscow Wolf
03-07-2004, 13:01
You want Sid dressed up as a waitress!

Miss B
04-07-2004, 01:55
Originally posted by Kshisya
Consolation prize for the ones who didn't win and thank-you prize for ones who voted:

To be a witness of a wonderful KISS of a newly born happy hot couple!
Will the ceremony be broadcast live on the net for those who won't come? :watching:

Or maybe somebody could shoot it with video camera...

or take some pictures of the 'hottest' moments...

or call me and tell how it will be going...

or let me read the entry in the diary...? :suspect:

Pleeeaaase :D :D

sugarbaby
08-07-2004, 19:00
lol

Vanilla
08-07-2004, 19:22
Frustrated.
All my sex appeal, writing skills and verbal activity wonít prized on Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back to Moscow only on the 16th

Kshisya
08-07-2004, 19:25
Originally posted by Vanilla
Frustrated.
All my sex appeal, writing skills and verbal activity wonít prized on Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back to Moscow only on the 16th

dont worry! the ceremony should wait till the next one! prizes are not ready am f***ing dying at work :D

awards IN a week!
:p